Mei-Hua's Daily Life

美華那極其平凡的日常

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

    We have already known our dear robot girl Mei-Hua from the beginning:
    http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2014/05/mei-hua-most-useful-fembot-part-1-ding.html
    今天的主角是,我們一開始就認識的,親愛的機械少女,美華.

    Today, I want to show you Mei-Hua's happy and harmonic daily life, with her genius master.
    就讓我們來瞧瞧,美華跟著她的天才主人過的,那和諧漫妙的每一天吧!

Go Shopping 打醬油

    "Mei-Hua,I will return your body to you."
    "Oh,really? "
    "Yeah. I will need you to buy something and can't let you go out without your legs."
    "Haha,thank you,dear master! You say I will come back to be a pretty girl,right? "
    "Hm? I think...well..."
    "Master?"
    "美華,我想把妳身體還妳."
    "哇!你說真的?"
    "真的.我要請妳幫忙買東西,總得把妳的腿裝上去吧,不然怎麼走?"
    "哈哈哈,感恩,親愛的主人!你是說我要變回漂亮女孩了,沒錯吧!"
    "嗯?我是說...好吧..."
    "主人?"

-------------------As time goes by-----------------
---------------------一陣子後--------------------

    "......"
    "Mei-Hua,you looks like not happy."
    "That's right. Master,you said that you will return my body."
    "Yes,and I have done it. Only kept some parts for other usages."
    "...Well,forget it. I'll go shopping for you,BYEBYE!!!"
    "......"
    "美華,妳這樣也很漂亮喔."
    "是喔.主人,你不是要還我身體?"
    "是啊,而且我也還了---只不過留下一部份,另作他用罷了."
    "...好吧,隨你便.我還要去替你跑腿了,也真的只有腿,哼!再見!"

美華跑腿中

Female Water Dispenser 開飲機(女性)

    This time, Mei-Hua's master transformed her into a self-propelled water dispenser.
    這次,主人異想天開,要美華轉職成自走式開飲機.

來杯水嗎?請自取,別亂按

    Mei-Hua:"Ha-ha-ha......(impotent)Wanna drink a cup of hot water? (My fucking master!!)"
    美華:"哈-哈-哈...(無奈) 要喝水嗎?(可惡!啥鬼主人!)"

Momentary Happiness 一刻的幸福

    As Mei-Hua's master, A-Kai never forgets to contiguously "improve" the Mei-Hua system. One day, after the heavy work of testing Mei-Hua's modified components, he let Mei-Hua have a chance to relax her stressed mood: He dismantled those electric appliances mounted on the cross-sections of Mei-Hua's body parts, and then reassembled Mei-Hua as a whole full-functioned fembot. Mei-Hua was so happy, she felt just like it was her luckiest moment since the day she had been manufactured.
    身為美華的主人,阿凱從沒忘記,要持續地改進美華家用系統.某天,在讓美華進行了繁重的改進部件測試後,他讓美華有機會喘口氣,放鬆沉重的心情:阿凱把裝在美華各個分離的身體部位上的附加零件拆下了,接著重新組裝好美華,讓她變回一個全功能運轉的,真正的女機器人.美華好高興,原來她還是個女機器人,不是一大坨亂七八糟的怪機械.她覺得這是她從被造出來後最幸運的時刻了.

    However, good time won't last forever. A-Kai had another new idea. He wanted to take apart Mei-Hua's body again to reform the Mei-Hua system. He discussed it with Mei-Hua and asked her what configuration she would prefer. Mei-Hua answered:
    可惜好景不常.阿凱又有新創意了.他想要再次拆解美華的身體,來重塑美華家用系統.阿凱興高采烈地與美華討論,並問她哪種構型她最喜歡.美華回答:

    "I will like to let legs to carry the hip, let the hip to carry the belly, and mount the chest on it; attach those two arms to this thing, they can help a lot; put the head on the neck to command, and you'll get the best configuration-- I mean, the best Mei-Hua system is Mei-Hua herself! And that's me! Why do you always try to remake a cutest fembot into several freakiest appliances?"
    "我最喜歡的構型是這樣:讓我的腿可以運載屁股,讓屁股可以承載肚子,並把我的胸膛裝在上面;這些都組好後,把兩隻手臂也裝上去,很有用的.接著把這顆頭接在這個叫做脖子的地方,來指揮剛剛裝好的這套東西,完成啦!了解了吧?我的主人,最棒的美華系統,就是美華她自己--也就是我!親愛的主人啊,你何必把你最可愛的機器女孩,改造成一堆怪裝置呢?我只想把我這些美好的身體部位,留在她們應有的位置上,謝謝."