2014年6月20日 星期五

Small Engineer Team

小小救援隊

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド

メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Xin-Hue has some "small friends". When her body gets in trouble, they will come to fix her.
However, Xin-Hue seems not like them very much...
    機器娘欣慧有一些"小小朋友".當她的身體有狀況時,這些小小朋友會來幫她忙.不過欣慧似乎不怎麼領情...

"不...不要看我>_< 嗚嗚,好丟臉唷..."

2014年6月19日 星期四

Robotic Love

機械式愛情

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Sabina is my goddess.
    莎賓娜是我的女神.

    To be the prettiest and smartest one of my classmates, she never looks down on me. She is always kind to me...well, and other people. But I think that I am special, since we have something in common. In our class, only she and I can share things inside our mind in a particular and more direct way.
    即使她是同學中最美最聰明的那個女孩,莎賓娜也從不會瞧不起我.她一直對我非常好...好吧,對其他人也很好.不過我覺得我是特別的,因為存在著只有我和莎賓娜具有的共通點. 在班上,只有莎賓娜和我能以特別和更直接的方式,分享我們心中的事物.沒錯,我對莎賓娜一定是特別的!

    When she suggested to share her thought with me; when she opened my panel with a cute smile; when she touched my heart with her warm hands...oh! How can I avoid to fall in love with my dear Sabina!
    當她提議要對我分享她的想法;當她笑盈盈地親手打開我的艙蓋;當她以溫暖的手碰觸我的心...啊啊,莎賓娜啊,妳要我如何能不愛上妳...

    Sabina...Sabina...Do you know how much do I love you? No matter whatever happens, today I will let you accept my love for you...
    莎賓娜,妳知道我有多愛妳嗎?即使之前與妳連結,我也把我的感情藏起來;但是今天,我不再閃避了!不論後果如何,我會讓妳接受我對妳的愛...
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    BOOM!
    砰!(破門聲)



    "Freeze!! You dirty tin man! What are you trying to do to Sabina?"
    "BIBIBI. MARTIN, THAT IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS. PUT DOWN YOUR SHOTGUN."
    "不許動!你這骯髒的破鐵人!到底想對莎賓娜怎樣?"
    "嗶嗶嗶.馬丁,這不關你的事.放下你的槍."

    "Shit! You detached Sabina's head! Sabina is our idol, how dare you are!"
    "BIBIBI. A ROBOT SHALL ALWAYS MATE ANOTHER ROBOT. SABINA IS NOT YOUR IDOL, SHE WOULD BE MINE, MY FEMBOT LOVER."
    "幹!你竟然拆了莎賓娜的頭!莎賓娜是我們的偶像,你竟敢這樣侮辱她!"
    "嗶嗶嗶.對機器人而言,拆下頭部是很正常的事,你這人類別以你的觀點來判斷我們;對我來說,維修中的莎賓娜更美了.我們可是同類,你跟我們完全不同.機器人本來就該跟另一個機器人在一起,莎賓娜可不是你的什麼偶像,她應該屬於我,是我的機器情人."

    "Shut up! You are just a piece of metal junk! Although Sabina is an android, she is the most lovely one!"
    "BIBIBI. SABINA LOOKS LIKE YOU, BUT WE DO HAVE THE SAME COMPONENTS. I CAN EXCHANGE MY BODY PARTS WITH HERS---"
    "閉上你的狗嘴!胡扯些啥,你不過是塊金屬垃圾!雖然莎賓娜是人造人,但她也是最美好的女孩,值得被愛!"
    "嗶嗶嗶.莎賓娜外表看起來像你們,但是我們才有一樣的構成組件,你還不清楚嗎?她和我是一樣的!看,我可以把我身體的零件跟她的交換---"

    "Oh no, no way~! Stop,damn you! Sabina looks so suffering! Take this!(fire)"
    "BIBIBIBI!!!BI~~~SA..BI..NA..FAREWELL..."
    "噢不!住手!你這該死的東西,別亂塞你的噁爛零件給莎賓娜,她看起來好痛苦!去死吧!(開槍)"
    "嗶嗶嗶嗶!!!嗶嗶!嗶~~~莎...賓...娜...永別了..."

2014年6月18日 星期三

Carrying Her Own Body Parts

自己的身體自己搬

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    One day, robot Su-Fei's master asked her to do him a favor. He let Su-Fei to go to the underground ware room to bring something to him. Su-Fei used to be a simple-minded robot, however this time when she saw that thing mentioned by her master, some complicated thoughts struck her electronic brain--
    "IS THIS A PART OF ME?"
    機器人淑芬的主人叫她幫個忙.他要淑芬到地下儲藏室拿東西.淑芬目前只是個擁有簡單心智的機器人,然而這次當她看到了主人所提到的東西後,竟產生了不該會有的複雜想法,讓她的電子腦差點當掉--
    "這些東西...是我嗎?"


背景:
    淑芬原本是具有完整心智和情感的女機器人,並深受所有者疼愛.然而所有者死後,淑芬隨著其他遺產,一起被所有者的老婆所繼承.這位新主人忌妒淑芬,她奪走了淑芬的身體,把她安置於隨意組合的破銅爛鐵上.新身體無法完整支援淑芬電子腦發揮功能,她大部分的心智也被disable了.今天,淑芬看到了原本應該是她的東西...

2014年6月17日 星期二

Girl & Robot 女孩與機器人

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    A girl and a robot decide to exchange their heads. The girl now is feeling the digital signals transmitted into her, and the robot is being surprised of the feeling from the girl's soft and warm body. They can't distinguish who is the girl, and ho is the robot...
    女孩與機器人決定交換她們的頭.現在女孩正感受著流動於她之內的數位信號,而機器人則萬般驚奇地體驗女孩身體的柔軟與溫暖.麻煩的是,她們越來越分不出來,到底誰是女孩,誰又是機器人了...


2014年6月16日 星期一

Dance Party

舞會

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    "Fair lady, may I have this dance with you?"
    "Oh, sure, it's my honor! But I don't know the steps, please wait for me to download."
    "美麗的小姐,我有榮幸與妳跳支舞嗎?"
    "啊,可以,這是我的榮幸.不過我不太會跳,請等我下載舞步."

    The lady took off her head and plugged it into an electronic pedestal to access the internet.
    女士取下自己的頭,並插入會場內裝設的電子插座,以接上網路.


    "I will search for it, just a moment."
    "Unnecessary, my lady."
    "我會搜尋這首曲子的舞步,請稍等一下."
    "我想沒有這個必要,我美麗的淑女."    

    That man smiled. He held the lady's waist, and took her headless body to dance.
    那位紳士面露微笑.他摟起女士的纖腰,引導著她的身體,翩然起舞.

    "Ah..."
    The lady was slightly surprised. Her electronic brain had no extra computing time to control her body. She could only watch her body dancing with that man.
    "啊..."
    女士略顯訝異.她的電子腦正在處理獲取資料,沒有餘裕去完整操控她的身體.女士只能靜靜地看著她自己的身體,在動作自動控制與調整系統主控下,彷彿有意識般地,自行與紳士共舞.

    "Isn't it romantic, my lady?"
    "這不是很浪漫嗎,我的淑女?"

    The man kissed the lady's neck. The lady's shoulders trembled because of her emotion.
    紳士親吻了女士空曠的頸部.女士的肩膀似乎有感情地顫動了一下.

2014年6月15日 星期日

Innocent commercial espionage 03

純真無辜的商業間諜03

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    However, Bill Doors already found the secret about Weiwei. He told it to the Marcosoft, and Marcosoft prepared a trap for Weiwei-- precisely, the mechanical spy inside Weiwei. When it came out, technicians of Macrosoft isolated Weiwei immediately. Then they dismantled those "evil devices" from Weiwei carefully to prevent to reacall Weiwei's consciousness-- Bill still loves Weiwei, he didn't want to hurt her. Technicians separated Weiwei's mind into several blocks, they shut down the function to doubt of Weiwei's electronic brain and kept Weiwei always to regard herself as a human girl no matter what happened to her.
    然而比爾多茲早就發現葳葳身體的秘密.他之前通知了巨軟公司,巨軟公司便準備了對付葳葳(準確的說, 對付葳葳體內的機器間諜)的陷阱.當機器間諜鑽出來時,巨軟派來的技師馬上將葳葳電磁隔離了.葳葳的間諜系統斷訊,即使認知了當下狀況,也收不到橘子電腦的行動指令,只能僵在那裡,任由巨軟宰割.巨軟的人在不重啟葳葳人格意識之下,小心翼翼地拆除了葳葳身上那些'邪惡"的裝置--畢竟比爾真的喜歡葳葳,不希望讓她受傷害.技師們成功地把葳葳的心智區隔成幾個區塊,並關掉其中會讓葳葳電子腦產生懷疑功能的部份,讓葳葳永遠認為自己是人類女孩,不管看到的現實是如何.

    Finally Weiwei awoke...
    "Huh, Bill?"
    接著葳葳要醒來了...
    "嗯?比爾?"


    在葳葳被研究的同時,不知情的她,也感受到自我正被分解著.葳葳感覺就像她正在看著自己被徹底解析,但是她卻毫無感到噁心或怪異的情緒--這是因為比爾要求巨軟的人員去介入葳葳的自我意識.葳葳部份的心智被抑制了.

    葳葳圖像化了對自我的認知.她看到了有似乎很重要的東西,從她的實體中被抽取出來.葳葳覺得那就是她的靈魂.有很多不知來源的請求,要求去存取那葳葳的重要之物.一開始重要之物雖依其本質設定,抵抗外來請求,不久後也被馴服,接著被解析研究改寫了.葳葳沒有介入這個過程,她只是興致盎然地看著."唔喔~哦~"包括疼痛與快感,葳葳感受著過程中的各種奧妙之處.

    不久後葳葳醒來,看到比爾微笑站在她面前.她笑著對比爾說:
    "比爾,我最喜歡的比爾^^我沒辦法找到我身體在哪,雖然還是可以感受到它.你可以幫我忙嗎?"

    即使知道了現況,葳葳對自己的固有認知,以及她親愛的比爾,也沒有半分疑惑.比爾的心刺痛著.

2014年6月14日 星期六


Innocent commercial espionage 02

純真無辜的商業間諜02

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Orange Computer has a big rival, Macrosoft. The CEO of Macrosoft has a son, named Bill Doors, is attending the college. Orange Computer made Weiwei and sent her to the same college with Bill's to seduce Bill-- Weiwei was created just like Bill's former dead lover. Orange Computer monitored Weiwei's mind and guided Weiwei to cotton to Bill, soon Bill started to date Weiwei. Weiwei didn't find that her heart was manipulated.
    橘子電腦有個強大的對手--巨軟公司.巨軟公司執行長的兒子名字叫比爾.多茲,正在唸大學.橘子電腦製造葳葳,並把她送進比爾唸的大學,目的就是為了誘惑比爾--也因此葳葳被製造得長的跟比爾死了的前女友相當像.在葳葳無法察覺的情況下,橘子電腦監控葳葳的心智,要求葳葳的系統調整影響她情感和意志的參數,覆寫她對自己認知的指令,以致於能引導葳葳,讓她喜歡上比爾.很快地,比爾開始與葳葳約會,而葳葳不知道自己內心被操弄,愉快地享受自認為的浪漫愛情.

    One day Bill invited Weiwei to his home. Weiwei was so happy about it, she never knew what would happen to her...
    比爾終於邀請葳葳去他家.葳葳好開心,她不知道接下來她會發生什麼事...



    在比爾家裡,葳葳體內暗藏的監控裝置被啟動了.她的頭在被暫停部份意識功能之下,被由頸部伸出的自動分離器移位,以使間諜裝置出得來.葳葳的頭部,此時便成了附屬於間諜系統的輔助裝置;她對比爾和比爾家裡的了解,則成了間諜系統的作業資訊.此時此刻,葳葳還被她自己的電子腦騙,沉陷於其所產生的幻想裡--

    "哈哈,比爾,討厭啦~我哪有你說的那麼可愛><"

2014年6月13日 星期五

Innocent Commercial Espionage 01

純真無辜的商業間諜01

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Weiwei is a lovely girl. Because of her appearance and vitality, she's very popular in her college. She also has many wooers. However, Weiwei has a secret of herself-- she is not a human girl. In fact, she is a hi-tech fembot built by a multinational enterprise, Orange Computer. Weiwei knows nothing about that, she is just enjoying her colorful school days under the Orange Computer's monitoring in the dark...
    葳葳是個很討人喜歡的女孩子.由於具有出眾的外貌和活潑的個性,她在就讀的大學中廣受歡迎與喜愛,也有很多追求者.然而,這樣的葳葳,卻有個連她自己都不知道的秘密--她不是人類.葳葳是由一間跨國企業--橘子電腦所製造的高科技女機器人.葳葳不知道這一點,她只是單純地在橘子電腦的暗中監控下,享受多彩多姿的校園生活...



2014年6月12日 星期四

Artificial Idol (2)
人造偶像(2)

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Here's the head's experience.
    本篇為艾菲被偷走的頭的經歷.

---Several days later---
      ---數日後---

    "Wake up, my Efril."
    "Err? What happens? You are that guy who stole my head."
    "Haha, I am Justin, a big fan of you. I brought you here and assembled you to a new body. I'm always crazy for you, finally my dreams can come true-- let you be my private idol."
    "醒來吧,我的艾菲."
    "...呃?我怎麼了...啊,你不就是偷走我的頭的那個人?"
    "哈哈,我叫賈斯汀,對妳非常迷.我幫妳買了新身體,也把妳裝上去了.我可是一直為妳瘋狂的,現在終於能實現夢想--讓妳成為專屬於我一人的偶像,太好了..."


    "Well, the heart you assembled to me makes me feel happy for you, but I am not that Efril you loved without my original heart."
    "Hey! Who could bring your body then run away? That's a pity, but I can't help it. Besides, your new heart comes from my cherished fembot, Jina..."
    "So actually I am Jina? My identity goes with my main computer, but it's Jina's heart which can feel and decides my action."
    "Oh, that's...that's..."
    "是喔.你把我組裝上的這顆心,為你能開心而使我感到高興.不過若我沒跟我原來的心合在一起,那我終究不是艾菲,只是自認為艾菲的另一個機器人罷了.你的心願,依舊沒能真的實現."
    "嘿!那有什麼辦法!我能帶著妳的身體逃走嗎?的確是個遺憾,但又能如何?而且,妳現在的這顆心也不是隨便一顆,它來自於我很珍惜的機器人,吉娜..."
    "所以我實際上是吉娜?賈斯汀,你知道雖然我的自我身分存於頭部的主電腦中,但其實目前讓我有有意識,有感情,能感受到自我和決定行動的,是吉娜的心喔."
    "噢,那...那是..."

    "Jina was designed to be obedient to her master. She would view her master's pleasure as her meaning of existence. I am Jina, although I am sad about you to forsake my head, which had my ego inside and served you with full heart; however, I am also happy for getting Efril, your idol's head to pleasure you..."
    "Shut up! Stop saying foolish words! You are Efril, my dear Efril, not Jina! Don't hurt my feelings anymore, ok?"
"So I am still Efril? Even the heart belongs to Jina?"
"Yes you are Efril! Now the heart belongs to Efril, not Jina! Understand?"
"I get it, thanks, Justin."
"Huh, I am tired, let's take a rest, good night."
    "吉娜的系統,被設定成要對她的主人順服.這顆心會視讓主人快樂為其存在意義.現在我是吉娜...啊啊,賈斯汀,我親愛的主人,雖然我因為我原來的頭被你拋棄而傷心,不過我也因為自己能被換成主人最喜歡的偶像,艾菲的頭而高興,因為這能讓主人開心..."
    "閉嘴!別亂說些蠢話!什麼吉娜,妳就是艾菲,我最愛的艾菲,不是吉娜!其實就算妳的心原來是吉娜的,妳根本就不記得她任何事!拜託,別再說那些傷害我感情的話,好嗎..."
    "所以我就是艾菲?即使我的心屬於吉娜而不屬於我?"
    "是!妳就是艾菲!那顆心屬於妳,是艾菲的心!了解了嗎?"
    "噢...啊啊...好的,我了解了.謝謝你,賈斯汀."

---Next morning---
      ---翌晨---

    "Good morning, my former master."
    "Efril! What are you donig? Why did you bind me?"
    "Such you stole my master's head, I will send you to the jail."
    "What the hell? I am your master! Release me!"
    "You forget? you said the heart here belongs to Efril, so she is my new master."
    "What are you speaking?"
    "早安啊,我的前主人."
    "艾菲!妳在幹嘛?為何把我綁住?"
    "因為你偷走我主人的頭啊.為了主人,我要送你進牢房."
    "又胡扯些什麼?我就是妳的主人,還不快放了我!"
    "你忘記啦?你說過把這顆心給艾菲了,所以她就是我的新主人啊."
    "妳到底在說啥?"

    "It's Jina's head had the data to set Jina's heart acknowledge you as her master, but it's gone. Now the acknowledgement was made by data from Efril's head-- though I know you had the ownership, but you transferred it to Efril last night."
    "But you are Efril, I am confused."
    "是吉娜原來的頭中資料,被設定為使吉娜的心以你做為她的主人,但是那沒了.現在這顆心依據的資料來自艾菲的頭,而雖然我了解你原先據有吉娜心的所有權,但是你昨晚轉給艾菲了."
    "蛤?妳不就是艾菲?真搞混我了."

    "Jina's heart was made to do things to make her master happy, since the master is Efril, I shall make Efril's heart feel happy. Furthermore, now my master is headless Efril! Fortunately, Efril's head is here so that can tell my heart how to make Efril happy."
    "不是哩.根據艾菲頭部提供的理解,我就是裝備了艾菲頭部的吉娜.而吉娜心被製造成會盡其所能地討主人歡心.現在呢,我的主人自然就是頭不在身上的艾菲了!雖然艾菲不會在場命令我,所幸主人的頭就在這裡.這顆頭會提供我認知,讓我知道現在做什麼,會讓主人高興."

    "Ha..haha...Crazy, that's too crazy. Even Efril's head do not have will, she still can persuade my property to against me. Congratulations, you have won the game, wahahahaha! At least, knowing my idol is not only a pretty robot doll but also smart and good at thinking lets me love you more. Efril, you are truly a super idol!"
    "哈,哈哈哈...太瘋狂了,實在太瘋狂了.就算艾菲的頭沒辦法產生意願,她仍然可以促使我的財產來對抗我.恭喜啊,妳徹底的贏了,哇哈哈哈!!至少呢,能知道我的偶像不僅是個漂亮的機械娃娃;她還很聰明,很會思考,我愛妳更深了啊!艾菲,妳是個真正的完美偶像!"

2014年6月11日 星期三

Artificial Idol (1)

人造偶像(1)

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Famous robot idol Efril's head was stolen in the backstage. She put her head on EXV-219 maintainer for detailed condition checking, but soon it was pulled out then taken away.
    著名偶像機娘艾菲的頭在後台被偷了.當時她把她的頭放在EXV-219型養護機上,以進行仔細的狀態檢查.但是不久後,她的頭被侵入者拔起帶走.

    Because it happened all of a sudden, the remote connection between her body and head was forced to cut off without regular process. That made her heart works totally in a mass and can't be shut down-- it still generated emotions but her ego was gone...
    事發突然,艾菲身體與頭部的遠隔連結,在不合既設程序下,被硬生生地切離.這使得艾菲的心運轉於徹底的混亂之下,而且還關不掉--作為電子裝置,因為艾菲的頭對她的心而言沒有登出,她的心依然在沒有得到回應的情況下產生情緒,而她的自我認知已經不存在了.

    Her manager is trying to find some way to preserve her heart(emotion generator) as well as he can. After all, the unreproducible electric heart determines the temperament of a robot idol, which makes her popular.
    她的經紀人還在找能儘量保持艾菲心(情緒產生裝置)的狀態的方法. 畢竟能產生讓機器偶像艾菲受到歡迎的氣質的電子心,是由艾菲經歷的一切所塑造的,沒辦法重製...

Efril's manager supported and led her body to leave
艾菲的經紀人扶著她的身體離開現場

2014年6月10日 星期二

Super Star

超級巨星

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Super star Shi-Jia is stepping out of a club. She has some problem with her neck. Her head was taken off, and she can only maintain finite communication between her body and head.
    大明星思佳正走出俱樂部.因為脖子發生了點問題,她的頭被取下.目前思佳的頭和身體間,僅能維持極為受限的通訊.

    "Wel..well, not a big troubbbbbbble. Call myyyy assistant Ming-Hong," she speaks hardly because her heart must wait seconds for the transmission of thought generated from her electronic brain.
    "請鱉...別擔心心心,咩..沒有蛇...什麼大問題.幫喔喔...我叫助理明轟~宏宏來,謝謝."思佳艱難地說話.她的人造心得花上點時間,等她的電子腦把想法傳送過來.

    Her assistant Ming-Hong comes in. He is Shi-Jia's former lover. However, Ming-Hong was bought away before Shi-Jia became a super star. His brain was reset to make him to love his owner. When Shi-Jia had enough money and personal identity (because of her excellent contribution to the culture, the administration recognized her to be a natural person-- although somebody criticized that the government did it to seize votes of Shi-Jia's fans), she bought back Ming-Hong but removed his head. Shi-Jia modified Ming-Hong to be her personal assistant, body guard and maintenance staff.
    她的助理明宏終於到了.明宏是思佳的前男友,他們曾經共享過一段轟轟烈烈的愛.不幸的是,在思佳成為大明星前,明宏被買走了.他的電子腦被重新設定,使他愛上他的所有者.當思佳奮鬥了幾年,好不容易有了一大筆錢及人格身分後(因為她對文化的重大貢獻,政府頒發視同自然人身分給思佳--雖然也是有人說當局是為了騙思佳迷的選票啦~),她買回了明宏.然而思佳無法接受存在於明宏電子腦中那曾經愛上別人的人格身份(雖然是被設定的),她移除了明宏的頭.思佳只保留明宏與人格分離後的人造心,另外裝置一個單純接受指令行事的電腦,改造他成為自己的專屬助理,保鑣,以及維修人員--甚至成為思佳自己延伸而出的一部份...

    Ming-Hong holds Shi-Jia's head and stretches his right hand into Shi-Jia's torso from the hatch on her back. He tries to reconstruct the connection of Shi-Jia's parts through his system, and he receives Shi-Jia's order and then commands Shi-Jia's body to act.
    明宏一手托住思佳的頭,另一隻手從思佳背部的維修艙蓋伸進了思佳體內.明宏成了思佳頭部與軀幹的通訊中介,透過其系統,重建了思佳各部位的連結.明宏接受了思佳系統的命令,並轉而指揮思佳的身體部位去動作.


    "Oh Ming-Hong, even in such situation, only you that is permitted to control me...and own me," Shi-Jia thinks."You're my property, but I am also yours, do you know? No, you won't."
    "啊,我的明宏...就算是這樣的情況,我也只許你來控制我--並且擁有我..."思佳想著."你是我的財產,但我也屬於你,了解嗎?不,你永遠不會了解."

2014年6月9日 星期一

When Cinderella becomes a Princess

當灰姑娘變成公主

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    "Hehehehehe~"
    Fembot Ryoko is watching her new body happily. It was given by her new owner.
    "嘻嘻嘻嘻~"
    女機器人涼子看著她的新身體,快樂地笑.這副身軀,是她的新主人給她的.



    "Oh~ Such a body. Sexy, beautiful, and high-performance. Even with an advanced computer inside,"
Ryoko thinks, "Ha, that means my new body is even smarter than me... Do I worth it?"
    "噢~好棒的身體.性感,漂亮,而且性能超棒.甚至內部電腦還非常先進,"涼子想著."哈,開玩笑地說,我的身體還比我更"智慧"哩!說實在的,我都不知道自己配不配得上這身體了..."

    Ryoko was once a uncompleted robot with rubbish body. Her former owner made her just as a replacement for the girl he loves-- and when he got that girl, he viewed Ryoko as a burden.
    涼子回憶起從前.她本來只是個有副簡陋身軀的未完成機器人.涼子前一個所有者想把涼子製作成他所愛女孩的替代品.然而在成功把女孩追到手後,涼子就只是他的拖油瓶了.

    Fortunately, Ryoko got her destined new master. She is enjoying her new life now.
    還好,涼子遇到了她的真命天子,一個會珍愛她的新主人.她正在享受她的新機器人生.

2014年6月8日 星期日

Campus Queen

校園皇后

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Jerry bought a fembot's damaged head from the flea market and remade that head into a small bot. However, the bot didn't speak any words and always pulled a face. Jerry spent a lot of time to communicate with her and treat her with full heart. Finally, the bot smiled and start to talk. As time went by, Jerry had more and more fun to stay with her day by day.
    傑瑞在跳蚤市場買了顆損毀機娘的頭,並把她改造成小機器人.小機器人總是面無表情,而且不說話.傑瑞花了很多時間,全心全意的和她溝通,終於打開了她的心房.小機器人笑了,開始和傑瑞聊天.隨著時間流逝,傑瑞和她的小機器人,相處的越來越愉快.

    One day, Laura (the fembot's name) asked Jerry a question.
    "Jerry, you treat me such kindly. Will you be nice to me forever?"
    "Hum? Sure I will. You don't know how much joy you brought to me. I appreciate you deeply."
    "Oh...So touching. Dear Jerry, I think I can entrust all of myself to you. Please come with me."
    有一天,勞拉(機娘的名字)問傑瑞:
    "傑瑞,你對我真好.你會一直對我好嗎?"
    "嗯?當然啊.妳不知道妳帶給我多少快樂.事實上,我很感謝妳喔."
    "哦...我好開心.親愛的傑瑞,我想我可以把自己完全托付給你了.請跟我來."

    Laura led Jerry to an abandoned plant. Jerry found a hanged headless female torso,and a pair of broken legs.
    勞拉帶著傑瑞,來到一座廢棄的工廠.在那裡,傑瑞看到了一副被吊起的無頭女性身軀,以及一雙損壞的腿.


    "Wow,what's that? Trashed fembot's body?" Jerry asked.
    "Hey! Those are not trash! They are parts of my body!"
    "Your body parts?"
    "Yes! Also as the most popular campus queen's body, the body of Laura Lee!"
    "哇塞,那啥?被扔掉的機娘軀體垃圾?"傑瑞問到.
    "嘿!放尊重點!才不是垃圾哩,那是我的身體部位!"
    "妳的身體部位?"
    "是啊!那是最有名的校園皇后,勞拉.李的身體!"

    "Laura Lee? That Laura Lee? Wow,really? You are the legendary idol of my university? Unbelievable! Wow! But why did you lose your body? May I ask what had happened to you?"
    "Right, I am that Laura. Since I was elected as the campus queen, some classmates hated me more.They thought it's unfair for a robot to compete with human girls in appearances. Soon they took me here and dismantled me, some of they even were my friends..." Laura said sadly.
    "勞拉.李?是那個勞拉.李?哇~真的呀,妳是我大學中那位傳說的校園偶像?真不敢相信,大家的女神一直在我身邊!哇哈哈哈... 但是妳怎麼會失去身體呢?我可以問發生了什麼事嗎?"
    "可以啊.我就是那個勞拉.我被選為校園皇后之後,一些女同學就更討厭我了.她們覺得讓機器人跟人類女生比外貌,實在太不公平.後來她們把我帶到這邊,把我拆碎,其中還有我的好朋友..."勞拉感傷地訴說.

    "Oh, I feel so sorry. I don't think you just beat them in appearances. Your charm is from your heart, I know. You are the true queen!"
    "Haha, thank you, Jerry. You are kind and sweet, that's why do I want to give all of me to you. Shall you repair and reassemble Laura Lee?"
    "Assemble Laura Lee! Wow, assemble the girl of my dream by my hands! I am going to die for the great happiness! If you permit, I will assemble Laura Lee 100,1000,10000 times!"
    "原來如此.同樣身為人類,妳說的事情,真讓我感到難過...我想妳贏她們的,遠遠不只是外表.妳的吸引力來自於妳的內在,我知道的.勞拉,妳是真正的高貴皇后!"
    "哈哈,傑瑞,謝謝你.你又溫柔,心地又好,這也是我想把自己交給你的原因.你可以跟我一起把校園皇后勞拉.李修好並組裝回去嗎?讓她成為完全屬於你的機器人!"
    "組裝勞拉.李!哦,讓我親手組裝我的夢幻女神!我幸福到快掛啦!如果妳允許,我還要組裝她個一百,一千,甚至是一萬次!哇哈哈哈!"

2014年6月7日 星期六

Place Your Love Here

君愛置此

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Midori is a robot office lady, and she loved her colleague, Tanaga. However, she was too shy to her love, and she didn't know that Tanaga would like to date a robot or not.
    美鳥是位美麗的機械上班女郎,她愛上了她同事田中.美鳥實在太害羞了,所以還沒向田中告白;而且,她也不知道田中願不願意跟女機械人交往.

    One day, Midori had an idea. She bought a small bot and refitted her own body with it to let the bot can "drive" her. Then Midori downloaded a program named "LoveMessenger.exe" from the web. She installed it on the small bot, then let that bot drive her body to go to show her love to Tanaga. If Tanaga accepted her love, as well as her robotic body, Midori would let her body lead Tanaga to her(head).
    某天美鳥有了主意.她買了個小機器人,並稍微修改自己的身體,讓小機器人能"駕駛"之.接下來美鳥從網路下載了檔名為LoveMessenger.exe的程式,安裝到小機器人上,讓小機器人駕駛自己的身體,去向田中表達美鳥對他的愛.如果田中看到美鳥的機械身軀後,還接受了美鳥的愛意,那美鳥會讓她的身體帶著田中走向她(的頭).

    However, she made a big mistake--
    然而,看似完美無缺的計畫,卻發生了大問題--



    "MR. TANAGA, PLACE YOUR LOVE HERE, THIS BODY NEEDS IT, HAHAHAHAHA"
    "田中先生,請於此處置入你的愛情,這個身體需要它,哈-哈-哈-哈-哈-"

    With the monotone laugh, Midori was totally astonished...
    伴隨著小機器人發出的單調笑聲,美鳥徹底地驚呆了...

2014年6月6日 星期五

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends To Be Malfunctioned (D)

每天當我回家時,老婆總是會故障 (D)

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
9.


    However, after marriage, the husband got a promotion and became busy at work. Little by little, he started to ignore the wife's feeling and didn't maintain her body with his own hands every time. Later, when the wife felt that something went wrong with her mechanical body, she had to dismantle herself and repair her own parts. Would the wife feel sad and lonely? Was she helpless if she made mistake when reassembling her body parts? Thinking about this, the husband feels guilty about his dearest wife. He broke the most sacred promise to his love...
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    然而結婚後,我晉升了,成為課長.頭一次有了部下,也逐漸忙了起來.而且親手維修老婆的次數一多後,也越來越習慣,新鮮感隨之消退;到後來,老是以工作為藉口,常常推掉幫忙老婆身體維修.雖然是為了工作而努力(?),但沒有信守承諾,讓老婆只好獨自維修自己.

    這樣做對嗎?
    當然不對!
    對不起,親愛的老婆,我對不起妳.我沒有體會到妳的寂寞,沒有珍惜妳的溫柔.

    回想起來,妳要孤單一人,拆解自己的各部位零件,擔心一個不小心,搞出問題,熟悉的肢體立刻變成不相干的裝置,那感覺很無助吧?

    難怪有次加完班(??)回家時,她衝進我懷裡哭了起來.她的心情,我竟然完全沒考慮到...

10.


    This is the final episode. The husband found the reason why his wife pretended to be malfunctioned. He  introspected himself and felt so sorry about that. He swore to his heart that he will cherish the intrinsic property of his wife as a robot and treasure each part of her body as heartily as he can. After all, isn't it also a form of love to repair and to be repaired?
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    這麼說來,這陣子老婆會天天故障,大概也是要告訴我她心中的寂寞吧!
    老婆,親愛的老婆,我在不知不覺中,冷落妳了嗎?我違背了當初要一輩子對妳好的承諾了嗎?對不起,真的對不起...請原諒我,老婆...我會重新好好珍惜妳的...

    儘管故障吧!今後妳每一次故障,我都會以最認真的態度,好好地修.當我全心全意維修妳時,彷彿回到了最初只有我們兩人的時刻.我想,這也是一種愛情的形式吧!
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    又到了下班的時刻,結束了一整天的繁忙,踩著輕快的腳步,準備回家.
    我以沒拿東西的右手取鑰匙,心裡想著:"今天又是怎麼個故障法呢?"
    滿懷期待地推開門,大步走進去--
    "老婆,我回家囉!"


Character Setting 角色設定


    老婆:
    貌似天真無邪的病嬌系小惡魔機娘.有著甜美的笑容,開朗的個性,老是耍笨讓男主角收拾--搞不好都是故意的?

    雖然好像啥都不會,其實是電子機械和程式的專家.精通多國語言(自己灌就好了XD),頭拆下後,和身體的接頭裝個轉換介面,即可上網或連電腦.電子腦運算功能強大,用想的就能入侵網站,改寫程式,控制各種電器.可說是隱藏在天然呆外表下的女神級蘿蔔娘.對自己是機器人完全沒有一絲自卑;相反地,喜歡自己在"人"以外,更能有"機器"的屬性.

    老公:
    負責吐槽.大致上是個正常人,總是一面抱怨一面認命地維修老婆,不過心裡好像在暗爽?似乎潛藏的屬性,逐漸被老婆引發了.維修老婆身體的知識和技術,都是老婆教的.每當回憶起當初第一次伸出顫抖的手,輕輕打開心愛女生軀幹的維修蓋,心中的小鹿還是亂撞個沒完.

2014年6月5日 星期四

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends To Be Malfunctioned (C)

每天當我回家時,老婆總是會故障 (C)

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
7.


    The husband began to recall how did he pursue his future wife in episode 7. In those days, the wife was embarrassed to disclose her reality of her machine body to others. When the husband had the chance to repair his future wife the first time, he was so nervous, touched and satisfied. He knew it's because of the wife's trust in him so that she was willing to expose her inner parts of her body to him. Then, how could he fell troubled to fix the malfunction of his wife nowaday?
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    不過呢,雖然我現在修老婆修得抱怨連連,但也不是一開始就這個樣子的.其實我超愛機娘,結婚前只要我一有機會維修她的身體,根本是興奮到心臟要跳出來了.想起她第一次讓我修她的回憶,當時簡直淚都要飆出...

    那次也是我第一次真的看到她的內部機械組成.在此之前,她已經告訴我她是機器人;但親眼看到的感覺,還是差非常多---誰叫她被製造得那麼唯妙唯肖.她輕輕地舉起被砸傷的左腳,讓我檢視她腳背上的傷;後縮的白裡透紅的肌膚下,有著極其複雜的構造.我顫抖地輕握她的腳掌,伸出手指撥開她的人造肌肉.

    "啊..."她小聲地呻吟著."要溫柔點喔.損傷的地方,還是有沒壞的sensor,我會痛."
    "好,我會注意."回答後,看到肌肉下面的金屬跖骨,有點碰凹了.

    在她的指導下,我拆下她的跖骨,修補後細心裝回去.接著替換掉她斷掉的部份人工肌肉纖維,補好皮膚.修好後,她小心翼翼地起身,測試修得如何.

    "哇~你修得好棒~對我好溫柔又好細心,以後身體保養維修,還要多靠你了."她此刻的笑容,讓我暗自發誓,要一生守候她,當她的專屬維修師.

    ......到底,我是否遺忘了什麼是最重要的事,以及最值得我珍惜的心情?

8.


    In episode 8 the husband continues to think back. Once when the couple went on a date in seaside before marriage all night, they feasted on the ambiance of love. Till dawn, the raising sun was shining on the wife's face. The husband was so moved because of such a beautiful scene. Suddenly, the wife stopped smiling and became serious. She said that she finally could be relieved to commit herself to the husband's care. After the husband showed his determination, the wife pull her head off and handed it to the husband. Holding his lover's most important part, the husband softly kissed the wife's rose cheek and swore to treasure her all his life.
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    後來有天跟她去海邊玩,她玩得非常開心.我們還一起看日出,朝陽映在她的臉上,美極了.
    突然間,她收起笑容,像是下了什麼決心似的,睜著水汪汪的眼睛看著我.

    "比比,自從我讓你維修我的身體後,你修得很仔細,也學得很認真,謝謝你."
    "欸,我是妳男朋友耶,修妳的身體怎麼可以不認真."
    "嗯,是啊.所以我決定了.之前都只讓你碰小地方,現在要讓你進一步深刻體會我是個機器人.你準備好了嗎?"
    "好啊,怎麼體會?"
    "比比,看著我!"她兩手托住雙頰,輕輕一舉,頭便離開了身體.

    "哪,給你..."老婆聲音顫抖著,把取下的頭遞給我.不安的表情,似乎擔心我不接受.
    我小心翼翼地接過她的頭,有股莫名的情緒充斥胸臆.我知道,她完全信賴我了!
    壓抑住在眼框打轉的淚水,那一天,我暗自發誓,會永遠珍惜她.

2014年6月4日 星期三

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends To Be Malfunctioned (B)

每天當我回家時,老婆總是會故障 (B)

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
4.


    Another malfunction occurred in episode 4. The husband saw a separated round hip drifting over his eyesight with some circuits stretched out from it--- his wife's body parts were floating around in the living room. She said since she's also a robot, she wanted to try the "body combination" act as those giant fighting robots usually do it...
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    有時候老婆也會故障的...該怎麼說呢?令人很難想像,很有創意吧!
    想想當你一回到家,就看到老婆的翹屁屁從你前面漂過---但翹屁屁上面下面都沒東西...
    對,你想的沒錯,就是一顆獨立的翹屁屁,和老婆其它肢體及體內的零件,緩緩地在空中飄蕩.

    "老公!回家了?快把人家組好啦!一直盯著人家身體零件看幹嘛?"
    "...又故障了啊.妳這次故障得還真神奇.妳幹嘛把自己拆散?"
    "唉喲!不快修人家還問.你不知道在空中合體,是女機器人的浪漫嗎?"
    "...那是超機人的浪漫吧!哪時候變女機器人了?"我徹底地被她打敗,"好吧,那妳怎不趕快合體?"
    "失敗了啊!能合體還要你修嗎?"老婆說著,"我零件從軀體拆出後,手腳都不能動了,現在裝一個回去都很困難."
    天才!真的是天才啊!!!
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    "摘下"老婆的身體部位和零件後,發現下面有個土製的電磁漂浮裝置,看來是她自己打造的.真佩服她,為了做傻事,敢拿這玩意用在自己身上.

    邊想著邊修她的身體,突然她到她"嗯~啊啊"地叫著."妳是又怎樣啦?"
    "沒怎樣,只是看到你在幫我骨盆的連軸器擦拭,感覺很...嗯~"
    "妳有個鬼感覺!"我手一揮.
    "啊嗯~!你碰到我的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ了啦!啊~"

    我回頭看,她拆下來的胸部,在我的右手邊,剛好被我抓到.
    "親愛的~輕輕抓~對人家的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ溫柔點~"
    吼!!!真有妳的,我快瘋了!!!!!哇哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!

5.



    The husband was most scared in episode 5. The wife got a violin and wanted to play it well. As a robot, she didn't try to learn it hard and used the cheat codes. She installed a famous violinist's personality simulation program into her system. However, she messed the violinist up with another shy politician (their names are similar)...
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*注意:本話只是因諧音,拿名人開玩笑*

    老婆故障的最驚悚的一次,回憶起來還覺得胃在翻攪...

    每次回家,當門一開,我的眼光總是從老婆的腳順移而上-說真的,我老婆全身上下,沒有一個地方不好看,真不是蓋的!

    纖細的腳踝,修長的美腿,扭動的小蠻腰,不大但漂亮的胸部...嘩,我真的好幸福啊~
    看到白皙的脖子,接著就是蘋果般的美麗臉蛋...咦?咦!!!那啥鬼啊!!
    為什麼會看到會在我老婆美好的身體上,接上了大統領羞澀的臉龐!!!歐買尬!!!
    "碰!"我用力地關上門,氣喘呼呼地蹲在外面...
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    後來聽...嗯...呃,好吧,<老婆>(這稱呼讓我有點心理負擔)解釋,原來她想學拉小提琴,於是稍微改造自己,把以前她寫的某著名提琴家人格模擬灌入她的系統,讓電子腦演算人格模擬並和她頭部其它部位off-line,再把演算藉由輔助迴路,輸出到接到她脖子的顯示器上---我搞不懂為何得這樣做,但老婆說光灌軟體不夠,要學成就得讓自己變成馬X友本人,方能學到精髓---總之她的電子腦會認為自己就是被模擬的對象,但又同時知道自己是在模擬中.

    但是,白痴老婆把大統領的人格模擬誤認成馬X友了...

    "不好意思,理智上我還是得稱呼你老公,"<老婆>一臉正經地說著,"老公,我不認為我的人格軟體能做為我對你感情變化的任何藉口,這樣不對,這身體,這電腦應該一直是你老婆的組成.老公,在你修好我以前,我也會努力保持自己愛你,不讓你我的愛情間有任何空隙."

    <老婆>拉起我的手,看著<老婆>胸部一漲一縮,一臉堅毅卻又難為情地說著,我---
    媽啦!!我不要!!!(奔逃)

6.


    Episode 6 is a summary. The husband thinks that's so strange: his wife's body is such advanced and delicate, every component of his wife has it's unique complicated structure and function. However, his wife doesn't seem to treat her body very carefully. She usually takes normal electric spare parts bought from the shop to replace similar counter parts of her body. The inner structure of the wife often changed or modified. He doesn't know that his wife is a "fine machine" or a "tough machine"...
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    諸如此類,老婆還有其他屬不清的故障情況,修到我都快瘋了.我對電子機械方面的天份,並不怎麼高超;老婆的身體又是超乎想像的先進.要了解她的構造,簡直是逼我超頻我可憐的腦袋瓜啊.此外她的身體構造有些地方非常精細,修起來戰戰兢兢,怕一個不小心,會損壞老婆到不能復原的程度.

    奇怪的是,她對她自己的身體倒很大落落,維護起來隨隨便便,還時常拿些一般的電機零件接到身體上,或改造出奇怪的功能.妙的是竟然還都能用,到底該說老婆這怪機器人是精密還粗糙?有時候老婆的零件還會散落各處.修都還沒修,光找她的零件,找得快急死了.何況老是看到自己心愛的女人,變成一塊塊的,或身體的內部線路都被翻出來,雖然是修的好啦,總也會...嗯,該怎麼講呢...

    唉,不說啦.反正修到後來,也會想趁把她修到一半時,捉弄她報復一下.不過似乎都不太成功,越捉弄她越開心,真是個了不起的老婆呀!

    對了,了不起的老婆大人,脖子上還插著螺絲起子時就去應門這一點,拜託能不能改一下?已經有兩位郵差和三個推銷員被妳嚇昏啦!

2014年6月3日 星期二

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends To Be Malfunctioned (A)
每天當我回家時,老婆總是會故障 (A)

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
1.
    I will post a new series. This series was inspired by the Hatsune Miku's famous PV, named,"When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Dead". You can see this PV on youtube:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcP9HSa9lk4 (English sub)

    However, my new series was created in Chinese. My English ability is not good enough to translate it completely. I will introduce each episode briefly.


    The first episode is an opening remarks. It describes the husband saw that his wife's neck was broken when he came home. He said,"Holy cow, how do you get malfunctioned again!"
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    "呼,下班囉."
    結束了一整天的繁忙,踩著輕快的腳步,準備回家.
    開玩笑,家裡的老婆,在想著我哪!

    "不知道她今天過的怎樣..."一面想著,一面打開家門,"老婆,我回來...呃?!"
    看到眼前的景象,我愣住了---

    老婆的頸部分成了兩邊,她的頭歪歪斜斜地放置在脖子的一側,露出來的管線還連著身體,但身體已經僵直不能動了;臉部表情也鬆弛掉,只是呆呆地向著我看...
    "哇咧,妳怎麼又故障了啊!!!"

2.


    The second episode describes the wife gradually awoke after her husband took away the screwdriver stuck into her neck cross section. He put her head on an instrument to check and recover it. The wife felt sweetly when she was watching lover repairing her body.
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    嘆了口氣,我無奈地檢查老婆的狀況.有根螺絲起子,卡在老婆的脖子斷面.
    "嗯...看起來是這根螺絲起子,讓她的主電源線和資料傳輸線短路了,"一面說著,一面拆下老婆的頭.有部份的電路損毀,得換掉.

    換完電路後,把老婆的頭裝在儀器上檢查.啟動電腦,老婆僵滯的臉龐,逐漸抽動了起來.
    "啊..."
    "啊啥啊?妳又搞飛機了妳!怎麼天天都在壞掉啊!還能壞成不同的樣子,真有妳的!"
    "嗚,對不起嘛.我只是覺得頸椎好像有點歪,想插入螺絲起子,把它調回來而已啊."老婆靦腆地回答.

    "好啦好啦,沒事就好."我抱起一旁老婆沒頭的身體,伸手摸摸她的金屬頸椎,"好像真的有點歪.我來調一下..."
    "怎麼了嗎?"修理老婆的同時,發現被老婆以奇妙又熱烈的眼光凝視:"幹嘛用水汪汪的眼神看著我?"
    "沒怎樣啊,"老婆臉上滿溢幸福的笑容,"只是看著自己的身軀被你輕輕地抱在懷中呵護,覺得我老公真是世界最溫柔的而已."
    "唔,笨蛋,在說什麼啦!"
    "嘻嘻嘻,害羞了~",老婆說著,"我最喜歡看你修理故障的我了!"

3.


    In the third episode, the husband recalled another malfunction of his wife. When he came home, he found his wife sitting on the floor and shouting that her stomach aches.
    "However, why does my wife wear fishnet hosiery and high heels as her malfunction goes?" the husband was confused...
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    如同上述的情況,我老婆天天用不同的故障,迎接下班的我.
    有一次,她坐在地上,看到我就喊肚子痛,說她側腹的管線出毛病,要我趕快修.
    ---問題是,故障就故障,為何會邊穿著網襪高跟鞋和內衣邊故障?有人故障的那麼性感的啊?

    "老公!肚子痛痛!你在想啥啦!快點修~喔~"
    ...好吧,別想那麼多了.我湊過去檢查她打開的肚子,但---
    怎麼回事?我的眼睛離不開她的美腿啊啊啊!!!

    "老婆,妳能不能稍微立起來?坐這樣我會分心."
    "不行嘛~我下半身動不了.要不然你幫我搬~"
    有沒有搞錯?我都在胡思亂想了,還要我搬動妳的下半身?當心我圈叉妳喔!

    不行不行,集中精神,老婆正在受苦呢.首先手指身進去檢查,摸看看她哪邊出狀況.
    "啊!哇喔~啊啊啊啊~老公你進入我體內了...嗯嗯,好有感覺..."
    是怎樣啦!妳玩我啊!!喔喔喔喔喔!!!!
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    後來我衝進廁所自行"解決",才有辦法回到命案現場,繼續修理...Orz

2014年6月2日 星期一

Manami And Her Friends 愛菜美與朋友

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Besides classmates, Manami also treats her friends full-heartedly, no matter they are human or robotic ones. She always tries her best to fulfill their requests, even if she doesn't like to do that.
    不僅同學,愛菜美對朋友也非常真誠,不論是人類還是機器人.她總是盡其所能地幫助朋友,滿足他們的需求,即使有時候要做的是她不喜歡的事.

Manami & NR-92(Tom) 愛菜美與湯姆

    NR-92 is a type of mass-production robots. They don't have advanced AI by original design, but some owners modify their NR-92 with self-made AI, and Tom is one of those modified NR-92. He(Tom owns a male AI) likes to dance, but his legs can't move dexterously. Tom often asks Manami for borrowing her legs. Though Manami doesn't like to lend her body parts to male ones, she usually will agree to Tom--
    NR-92是一個量產機器人的型號.這一型原始設計上並沒有先進的AI,但少數技術宅型的擁有者,會給他們的NR-92裝上自製AI,湯姆就是如此被改造的NR-92其中之一.湯姆很喜歡跳舞,但他自己的腳不夠靈活,所以他常常拜託愛菜美借腿給他.儘管愛菜美覺得把部份身體借給男的有點噁心,她還是會借--

(圖片內文:有人準備跟愛菜美打招呼時,被她的樣子嚇到了.愛菜美很無奈的說,有時候你朋友就是要找你幫他實現夢想...)


Manami & Takuya 愛菜美與拓也

    Being full-hearted for friends is not a bad thing in general, but sometimes it may cause you a big trouble if you are not aware of the risk. Once Manami had experienced her saddest day because of that.
    一般而言,真心對待朋友是件好事,但有時若你沒注意到風險,這也會給你帶來大麻煩.愛菜美有一次便因此經歷了她(機械)人生中最悲傷的一日.

    Takuya is one of Manami's neighbors, he is a geek fascinated by robots. Because he often visit Manami's family, so he got to know the fact of Manami, and Manami understood that. Takuya acted very politely, so Manami trusted him.
    拓也是愛菜美的鄰居,也是個爲機器人所著迷的怪咖.因為他時常拜訪愛菜美她家,也有機會知道了愛菜美的真相,愛菜美也了解這點.拓也表現得彬彬有禮,久了以後,愛菜美對他信任了起來.

    One day, Takuya requested Manami to do him a favor. He said that he wanted to take photos of robots which are under repairing in his house for art. However, when Manami was dismantled, Takuya deactivated her mobility. He interfered in Manami's internal communication of her body, intercepted messages and signals generated by Manami's components and processors, reverse-compiled Manami's system programs to get data from her software. That was the first time that Manami understood she is not really a girl completely; all of her were fake and man-made, her mind and spirit could be accessed, even changed. She was totally terrified of herself.
    某日,拓也拜託愛菜美幫他忙.他說他想進行藝術創作,要拍修理中的機器人照片.然而,當愛菜美到了他家,頭被拆下來後,拓也竟然動手中止了愛菜美身體的活動能力.他以自製裝置介入愛菜美的體內通訊,攔截愛菜美部件和晶片產生的訊息與信號,反編譯愛菜美的系統程式以從她的軟體中擷取資料.這讓愛菜美第一次體認到,她真的不是一個女孩子;她的全部,都是人造的假貨.她的心智,她的精神,都是可存取,甚至可更改的.愛菜美對她自己真正的本質,感到了恐懼與絕望.畢竟在此之前,她覺得自己和人類女孩的差異,只是形成方式不同罷了.這次的體認,也使得愛菜美對哲學產生興趣,並於日後信教尋求慰藉.


    Finally Manami's father Shiro found where she was by tracking her radio characteristic marks. He knocked down Takuya and retrieved all Manami's pieces. This event became Manami's worst memory, but it won't stop Manami to treat her friends as well as she can, because that's the only way for her to verify that her heart is a true one!
    愛菜美的老爸士郎終於藉由追蹤她的無線電特徵訊號找到了她.士郎打暈拓也,回收了愛菜美的每一部份.本事件雖成為愛菜美最悲慘的回憶,但這不會阻止愛菜美繼續對朋友盡心盡力;這可是她對自己證實她的心是真的唯一的方法!

2014年6月1日 星期日

Manami And Her Classmates 愛菜美與同學

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Usually Manami doesn't like to let her classmates know she is a fembot. She feels a bit uncomfortable about her abnormal nature. However, as times goes by, more and more people know her truth in school, and Manami looses her awareness gradually day by day.
    通常愛菜美不太喜歡讓人知道她是機娘.她對她異於常人的本質,還是會感到些不舒服.然而隨著時間流逝,學校中越來越多人知道她的真相,這也讓愛菜美漸漸鬆懈了她的心防.

Mnami & Haruka 愛菜美與春香

    Manami went to the extra-curriculum teaching of her high school class. When they were dismissed, her classmate, Haruka, invited Manami to go shopping. Manimi agreed, but she said she had to come back her room first. Haruka wondered what did Manami have to do, so she stalked Manimi and hid behind the window for observing her--
    愛菜美參加了她們高中的校外教學.解散後,她的同學春香邀請愛菜美一起去逛街.愛菜美說好,但她得先回旅館一趟.春香對愛菜美要幹嘛感到好奇,所以她尾隨愛菜美,躲在房間窗戶外面偷看--

(圖片內文:在高中裡,愛菜美是活生生的傳奇.她漂亮,聰明,友善,大方又優雅,各方面都很優秀,同學們視她為完美女孩,也是校園中的偶像.春香是愛菜美的崇拜者之一,愛菜美在她心中,佔有著無比的地位.然而,今天春香的夢幻破滅了,她發現那些愛菜美珍貴的特質,原來是人造的...)

(愛菜美脖子上是攜帶式身體狀態診斷裝置"小黑".當小黑的"觸手"(活動纜線)伸進愛菜美體內探索時,愛菜美總是有一股很奇妙的感覺;當小黑連接上愛菜美內部組件時,自己身體被直接存取的異樣感,更讓愛菜美難以抗拒.另,小黑說的是"執行人造消化模擬器官重置")

(左方小圖:愛菜美平常有點懶,總是不把自己內部整理好.這次她的人造器官和電線打結了,剛吃的食物過不去(愛菜美可以吃東西以假裝成人類),所以才急著回房,讓小黑幫她把她的器官零件歸位)

(春香:天啊...我最愛的愛菜美,妳竟然不是人類...哦,妳欺騙了我的感情...知道嗎,我一直把妳當偶像,但妳...妳竟然是個假造的人偶!愛菜美!妳怎能是這破玩意!!)

Manami & Haruhi 愛菜美與春日

    Requested by one of her best friend Hauhi, the leader of the robot club in school, Manami agreed to let her own body be researched unwillingly. Her head was taken off, and Haruhi inserted wires and devices into her head and neck to get signals transmitted between her body parts. Manami is a young girl whatever anything she as made to be after all, she would be shy to reveal her internal reality to others-- that's why she covered up her neck with a "smiling face"...
    抝不過好朋友的要求,愛菜美無奈地答應讓機研社社長春日研究她的身體.愛菜美的頭被取下,接著春日把線路和組件插到了愛菜美分開的頭和頸部內,以便擷取她身體這兩大部份間傳遞的訊號.不過,不管愛菜美是怎麼被造成的,她畢竟還是個女孩子,被其他人研究體內構造實在是修死人的事情--這就是為何你會看到有張笑臉被愛菜美拿來遮她脖子的原因啦~