Through The Barrier Between 2D & 3D!

突破次元之壁

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Mark met cute virtual girl Haruka in the Cyber Space. He fell in love immediately and promised to get Haruka to come to the real world and live with him. Then he downloaded Haruka and tried to build a body for Haruka. However, Mark didn't have enough money to buy whole body parts of a fembot, so---
    馬克在電腦空間玩時,遇到了可愛的虛擬少女小遙.雖然小遙由軟體組成,馬克還是不可自拔地愛上她,而且還答應要把小遙帶回自己的真實世界,與他一起生活.接著馬克駭進電腦空間,把小遙下載出來,並試著幫小遙打造可以在現實世界活動的身體.可是,馬克實在窮了點,買不起整組女機器人的肢體零件,所以只好---

小遙似乎不怎麼開心?

Robotic Angel

機械天使

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    "Dear, please choose which me that you want me to be, I will become your lovely angel!"
    "親愛的,請選擇你想要的那個我,我會成為你最可愛的天使!"

    The gem attached to Xin-Fang's neck is a device that used to determine the mode of emotion-generating done by Xin-Fang's heart. Xin-Fang can't have any emotion (so that she also won't have any motive to act) if there is no gem on her neck. Furthermore, Xin-Fang has several different gems-- that means her lover can enjoy the feeling similar to having several girl friends!
    附著在機娘欣芳頸部的寶石,其實是用來決定她電子內心的情緒產生模式的晶片.如果欣芳脖子沒有裝上寶石晶片,她不會有任何心情,也就沒有動機了.欣芳甚至擁有多組寶石晶片 (和部份頸部外皮構成模組),這讓她的愛人可以藉由幫欣芳更換情緒模式,享受著類似擁有多個女朋友的齊人之福!

    Xin-Fang loves the gem system of herself, too. At the moment when one of her gems being put on her neck, she feels just like her soul is coming back. Xin-Fang believes each gems of her has a fragment of her soul.
    對欣芳來說,她也喜歡寶石情緒變更系統.每當一個寶石模組被裝上她脖子,那一刻欣芳感覺到她的靈魂似乎回到了身上.就這點而言,欣芳認為,或許每顆寶石,都是她靈魂的碎片吧!

Chubby Bot Xiao-Fei III
我的可愛肉肉機娘 III

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
Episode 4 第四話

---------------------11:38 pm---------------------
---------------------當夜 11點38分---------------------

    I decided to go to the place that Xiao-Fei told me. At that coordinate, I see a huge tree, and a crowbar left by someone. Noise comes from the trunk, and I find a seam on it. I think it's a door and use the crowbar to jimmy open it. I get into the tree, then I see... WOW! GOD DAMNED IT!
    我決定去小肥告訴我的地點看看.到了那座標後,我發現有顆巨樹,旁邊還放了根鐵撬棍.有奇怪的聲音從樹中傳來,我察看了後,發現樹幹上竟然有縫隙,看起來像是有門.我用撬棍伸進縫隙中,把門硬掰開.接著我潛入門中,看到了...哇!真該死!

    Horrible, too horrible. My dear Xiao-Fei's head was removed, a metallic snake-like monster snakes into her headless body. Her thick but cute left leg had been detached and hanged onto the roof, and her head was settled on a disgusting device, carried by a strange reptilian bot. When I come in, Xiao-Fei looks at me with helpless expression in her eyes. There also exists a few other freak bots.
   實在太可怕了!我深愛的小肥,她的頭被取下,有條蛇模蛇樣的金屬怪胎,鑽進了小肥沒有頭的身體內張牙舞爪!小肥可愛的粗左腿也被拿下,懸吊在天花板.而小肥的頭,被裝在噁爛的機器上,一起被隻機械爬蟲載著!進門時小肥以無助的眼神看著我,旁邊還有更多怪異的機械.

    ......Oh shit, SHIIIIIIT! My beloved girl is a ROBOT; further, she is suffering humiliation to be treated as pieces of electronic junk! Her body... how could those shitty bots play with Xiao-Fei's treasurable body like this... No! No way! You bastards! Stop insulting every parts of Xiao-Fei! Don't insert your sick cables into her head, torso and leg! It's unacceptable for you despicable beings to access software of the constituents of Xiao-Fei!
    ......幹,媽的.我心愛的女孩竟然是機器人;更糟的是,她還被你們欺負!我所仰慕的完美女性,竟然被你們拆成一塊塊,像對待電子垃圾般地糟蹋!該死的機械異形,你們怎麼可以這樣玩弄小肥的身體!我不允許!停止對小肥每一部分的侮辱!哦,別把你們病態的電纜插進小肥的頭,身軀或是腿!讓你們這些卑劣的什麼玩意去存取構成小肥的軟體,更是不能接受!

    I'm shocked, then step toward Xiao-Fei's body parts. Although I almost go mad, I still remember to try my best to rescue Xiao-Fei. I pinch the calf of her left leg (how bouncy it is!), then unhook it gently. Next I pull out that "snake" from her torso and disconnect junctions of it's wires connected with Xiao-Fei's circuits carefully. After that, a unflawed angelic body is sitting in front of me. I kiss her headless neck softly, and my heart has been melted. Last I turn to deal with her head. I destroy that four-footed bot, but temporarily keep the disgusting device with her head. When I try to do anything to Xiao-Fei's components, I will look at her face first to observe her state. Finally I have "cleaned up" all of her three parts and take them back to my home. I let Xiao-Fei's body lay on my back, set her hands to hold her own left leg in front of me. When I grab her head in my hands, I swear that I will reassemble my sweetheart one day no matter how difficult it is! I won't forget the weight and warmness born in my shoulders right now forever!
    我嚇到了,慢慢走向小肥的身體各部.雖然氣到幾乎失去理智,我還記得要努力救出小肥.我捏捏她的左小腿(好有彈性啊!他們怎麼可以如此對待這麼可愛的身體?),接著溫柔地把她左腿從掛勾解下.再來我把那條怪蛇從小肥的軀幹小心拉出,拆除怪蛇所有與小肥電路的連接,一副天使般完美無瑕的軀體,就靜靜地坐在我前面.我輕吻她沒有頭的脖子,心都要溶化了.最後我得處理好小肥的頭.我打爛了那隻四腳機器人,但暫時保留連接頭的噁心裝置.當我要對小肥的各部位動手處理時,我會看看小肥的臉,觀察她的狀態.等我終於清理乾淨她被拆成的三個部位後,我把她身體背在背上,把她的手交叉放在我胸前,左腿則掛在肩上,準備帶走她.當我雙手拿起小肥的頭時,看著她的臉龐,我發誓不管有多少困難,我一定會重組好我的心肝寶貝!我絕不會忘掉現在肩膀上所背負的重量與溫暖!

Finale 終章

    After struggling for months, I have successfully reassembled my beloved baby now. Every component of Xiao-Fei is working well, and her system, software and electronic brain are properly connected and communicating. Her heart and mind are completely integrated, those sick influences done by aliens to forcibly separate her ego and let them impede each other are cleaned up (see what they did to my poor Xiao-Fei! ). All things of Xiao-Fei are totally unified.
    奮鬥了好幾個月,我終於成功組合好我的摯愛.小肥的每個組件目前都能良好運作,而她的系統,軟體和電子腦,都能恰當的連結與通訊.她的心與腦完全地整合了,彼此間不再被外力介入與干擾,情緒和心智也不再會被變造.那些外星人對小肥搞的,強迫她自我成分離狀態且彼此妨礙的病態影響,被徹底清除了.小肥的所有構成終於能完全結合,讓她成為真正的自己.她卓越而美好的心智,也不再是外星機器操弄後的結果了.

    During the process, Xiao-Fei also had taught me a lot about herself. Those alien bots have different authorities about Xiao-Fei's systems, devices and body parts. I caught those bots and made them to fix and modify Xiao-Fei's parts, and transfer some authorities of Xiao-Fei to me (as Xiao-Fei's wish). I really, really enjoyed the process. With her own help, I got my Goddess bit by bit. I was so excited by the thought that a wonderful and mighty lady will be transformed to be my private robot girl. I also had compunction about that thought, especially Xiao-Fei is my lover. Maybe I am selfish, or even I'm a pervert, dunno... At least, Xiao-Fei was willing to give herself to me. Even I have dirty idea with Xiao-Fei, it can't taint her nobleness. I am grateful to her kindness to donate herself to shine my vile life. Am I worth to possess Xiao-Fei? The answer is...alas...
   在改造小肥的過程中,她教了我很多關於她自己的知識.那些外星機器各自擁有對小肥的系統,裝置和身體部位不同的授權.我逮住那些機器人,脅迫他們修好和改良小肥,並把部分小肥的授權轉移給我(是小肥要我這麼做的).我真的好享受這樣的過程啊~我心中的女神,竟然幫我一點一滴地得到她.如此美妙而能幹的女性,竟然要變成我私有的女機器人了,這想法讓我興奮不已...啊,是啦,這些胡思亂想,也讓我有罪惡感啦,畢竟小肥是我的真愛,我的幻想太自私了.小肥自願讓自己全部屬於我,我又怎能用這點玷汙她?還好即使我對小肥有那些骯髒的妄想,也不會玷汙她的高貴.對於她把自己交給我來照耀我陰暗人生的仁慈,我非常感激.我有資格擁有她嗎?答案會是...嗯...啊啊...唉...

    Anyway, it's time to re-meet my angel-- a whole angel, not just some spare parts of the angel! Xiao-Fei, I pray to you, please bless me that I am the right guy to possess you!
    算啦!這是與我天使重新相遇的一刻--一個完整的天使,而不是一堆天使的零件.小肥,我的女神,我像妳祈禱;請保佑我,保佑我成為值得擁有妳的人!

Chubby Bot Xiao-Fei II
我的可愛肉肉機娘 II

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
Episode 2 第二話

    It let me recall the school carnival last year. Xiao-Fei performed a specical single drama-- well, at least I didn't find another actor on the cast. In that show, she split herself into two. One had the head and was connected to the legs with a machine; another one had the torso with lifelike metallic things stretched out of cross-sections. Xiao-Fei had a dialogue with herself on the stage, she wanted to find the answer of the arcane question "What am I?" behind the conflict of selves. Finally, the head one hugged the torso one, but they still couldn't reconstruct the identity. They dismantled each one gently and sadly. After those foreign matters were all torn off, Xiao-Fei's original body parts were scattering on the stage. The show was way too shocking, and nobody knew how Xiao-Fei did that.
    小肥奇怪的發明,勾起我的回憶.在我們去年的學園祭中,小肥表演了很特殊的單人舞台劇--我可沒在演員名單中看到其他人.那場表演中,小肥把她自己分成了兩個.一個有原來的頭,和兩腿間以奇怪的機器連接;另一個有小肥的軀體,宛如機械的詭異的金屬物活生生地從截面長出.小肥讓這兩個自己在舞台上對話,試圖藉由自我對自我的矛盾與衝突,尋求"我是何物?"這問題的解答.
結局中,有著頭的小肥與有著軀體的小肥互相擁抱,表現出對自我矛盾的妥協,卻仍然無法再行建構出一致而完整的唯一身份.兩個小肥溫柔而悲傷地,幫彼此解體,拆下對方身上的異物,卻也使對方由假造的個體,變成了非個體的斷片.最後,當異物都拆光時,分屬兩邊的小肥肢體,仍無法結合,散落在舞台上.這場表演造成了大轟動,觀眾都被小肥震撼了,驚訝地說不出話.之後小肥的舞台戲在學校被討論了好久,但還是沒人知道,她怎麼辦到的.

    After the show, Xiao-Fei cried her heart out. She said that it's painful to be robot if your ego doesn't belong to yourself.
    記得表演結束後,我去後台看小肥.她哭得好激動,彷彿撕心裂肺.她還解釋,如果你像機器人般,你的自我不屬於你,那種莫名其妙的自我疏離,很痛苦.

    "But you are not a robot," I said," and no bot will have such a genius mind and sensitive soul like yours."
    "How do you know that?" she replied.
    Haha, just as expected, she is really a weirdo, a weirdo I love...
    "好啦,表演歸表演,妳又不是真的機器人,"我說,"也沒機器人像妳這麼天才的啦!還能有顆這麼多愁善感的心..."
    "你又怎麼知道我不是?"小肥反問.
    哈哈,跟我想的一樣,她還真是個怪咖,一個我超愛的怪咖...

    Later on Xiao-Fei was absent for a week. She said that was because of the punishment for her overdone deed. Who has the right to punish her? She didn't want to explain that too much.
    後來小肥翹了整個禮拜的課.我猜是她表演到心力耗盡,但她說那是因為她做的太過份而被懲罰.又來了,誰能懲罰她啊?不過小肥沒有進一步解釋.

Episode 3 第三話

    Recently I heard some of Xiao-Fei's murmurs--
    "Ridiculous, I don't have permission to access my own body now...Gosh."
    "I am not owned by myself after all. Cleaver? Wise? Elegant? Ha, what a joke. Even my mind is not mine."
    "Well. If I was set to be banned to contact my components, then I shall find a way to make my body forced to be opened by occasional events..."
    Well, what did she mean? Those contents are metaphysics for me.
    最近常聽到小肥在自言自語--
    "莫名其妙,我竟然無權存取我自己的身體...唉."
    "畢竟我並不是被自己所擁有...聰明?有智慧?優雅?哈哈,真好笑.連我的心智都不屬於我了,有什麼好說的?"
    "好吧.如果我已被取消接觸我的部件的權限,那該找個意外事故,迫使我的身體打開..."
    唔,誰能告訴我,她到底在說啥?形上學嗎?真搞不懂.

---------------------Several days later---------------------
---------------------數日後---------------------

    "A-So! A triumph!" Xiao-Fei walks toward me with a wide smile, "See!"
    "Eh? What are you...Wow!"
    Xiao-Fei fingers scars on her neck and thigh to me, "Hehehe, I made it!"
    "阿瘦!大成功!"小肥走向我,臉上掛著大大的笑容,"你看!"
    "嗯?妳是說...哇咧!"
    小肥指著她脖子與大腿上的傷口,說:"嘻嘻嘻,我終於辦到了!"

    "You made it? What a fetish... But those scars appear somehow strange..." I try to watch them distinctly.
    "Hey! Don't be too close!" Xiao-Fei covers her scars again, " That will be a sexual harassment!"
    "Well, I stand back, all right?"
    "A-So, I have a request. Would you help me? I can only count on you!"
    "Sure, I will do anything you need me to do."
    "Thank you a lot... Can you come to here tonight?" She hands a scrap of paper to me.
    "What? 25.xxxxxx, 121.xxxxxx?"
    "GPS you know," she winks at me, "See you tonight!"
    ......She is really freak, right?
    "妳辦到了?這算啥怪癖...噢,那些傷口看起來頗怪..."我試著看清楚點.
    "嘿!別太靠近我!"小肥遮住她的傷口,"告你性騷擾喔."
    "性騷擾咧...好好,我站回去,可以吧?"
    "嘻,謝啦,阿瘦.有件事我想拜託你,你可以幫我嗎?我只能依靠你."
    "當然啊.只要是妳,什麼忙我都幫."
    "太感謝你了!今天晚上,你可以到這地點嗎?"她遞給我一小片紙.
    "這啥?25.xxxxxx, 121.xxxxxx?"
    "GPS座標啊,會用吧,"她向我眨眼,"那今晚再見囉!"
    ....她到底在打什麼主意?約會?不像啊.小肥實在有夠怪,沒錯吧?

Chubby Bot Xiao-Fei Part I
我的可愛肉肉機娘 I

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
Prelude 序章

    My angel is staring at me. I know she is angry.
    我的天使瞪著我,我知道她正在生氣.

    "Well well well, dear A-So, my honorable master..." She speaks, "Now you own me. As your property, you can do what you want to do with my body, I know."
    "My dear, I have tried my best. I admit I am not that capable..." I explain.
    "噢,太讚了,親愛的阿瘦,我超棒的主人..."她諷刺地說著."現在你擁有我啦.身為你的所有物,你可以對我身體做任何你想做的事,我了解."
    "心肝寶貝,我使盡我的全力了.我承認我不夠厲害..."我慌忙地解釋.

    My angel doesn't stop her complaining: "You have the right to treat my components as your wish-- oh, or you even can make those components out of me, make them to be not parts of fembot Xiao-Fei anymore. you can play with those things all day."
    我的天使沒有停止抱怨: "你有權如你所願地處置我的組成部件-- 喔,你甚至可以把這些部件從我身上拿走,讓它們不再屬於我,女機器人小肥.你高興的話,要玩弄那些部件一整天,也沒差."

   "But it you want to have Xiao-Fei to be your fembot, try your best to learn about her body and reassemble her as soon as possible, okay? I can't live with you while being pieces!"
    "但是阿瘦,你還想要有個叫做小肥的機械娘的話,拜託,努力學習她的身體構造,然後儘可能重新組好她,好嗎?我不能在碎成一片片的狀態下,跟你一起生活,對吧?"

    Oh my... I think I'd better work more hard on her. She's really my burden, my sweetest burden...
    哇咧,唉...我想我最好更認真地爲她努力了.他真的是我的負擔,最甜蜜的負擔...

Episode 1 第一話

    Xiao-Fei is the smartest and most charming girl in my school-- despite that she is a bit fatty...No! She's not fat by any means! That's chubby, not fat! Not...fu--fu--(panting)
    小肥是我學校中最聰明,也最有魅力的女孩--除了有點肥外...喔不!在各種意義上,她都不會肥!那只是有點肉,絕不是肥!她不..呼--呼.--(喘氣)

    Okay, let me take a break. I was too overreacted, haha. Anyway, back to the topic. Although Xiao-Fei is such wonderful, she is...err, slightly strange. No one knows what is in her mind. For example, one day--
    好吧,我休息一下.有點反應過度了,哈哈.隨便啦,回到主題.雖然小肥如此美好,不過她有點...呃,該怎麼說,奇特?沒人了解她腦中想些什麼.比如說,有一天--
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    Today is a sunny day, and I'm going to see my cute Xiao-Fei~
    "Hi, Xiao-Fei, good after... Wow! Wha...what's that!?"
    今日藍天白雲,陽光普照.小鳥快樂地高歌,而我呢,正踏著輕快的步伐,要去找我可愛的小肥,啦啦啦~
    "嗨,小肥,下午...哇咧!那...那是啥!?"

    "A-So! Welcome! You mention this? It's my newly-made robot. Not bad, right?"
    "But...it looks just exactly the same with you..."
    "阿瘦!歡迎光臨!你指這個嗎?這是我剛製作的機器人.不錯吧,哈哈."
    "是喔.可是...她看起來好像妳..."

    "Sure, I am making mini-me. I want to use mini-me to assist me to explore the reality of my being. It's not completed yet." (See! What a smart weirdo she is! She even can build a fine bot by herself!)
    "Oh, philosophical issue with modern hi-tech, I see I see,hahaha... But you aren't a robot, how can mini-XiaoFei help you?"
    "當然囉,我做是迷你我.我打算用迷你我來探索我存在的真實.還沒完成就是了."(看!她真是個怪異的天才!甚至還能親手打造出精細的機器人!不愧是我的小肥,又怪又完美!)
    "這樣喔.好高科技的哲學議題,了解了,哈哈...不過妳又不是機器人, 迷你小肥又怎能幫妳探索自我?"

    "I'm not a robot? Hehe, not necessarily so. How can you make sure of it? No one knows his or her self thoroughly. What m I? I don't know..."
    "我不是機器人?嘻,不必然如此喔.你要怎麼確認這點?沒人能完全了解他自己.我是什麼?我自己都不知道..."
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    That day, she said that thoughtfully and a bit sadly, I don't know why. Mini-XiaoFei's lower half was made, it walked around the room ceaselessly... (to be continued)
    那天,小肥堅定地如此說著,語氣中帶了些感傷.我不知道為何如此.迷你小肥下半身已製造完成,不斷在房間中來回走著...(待續)

Cheongsam Girl

旗袍女孩

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    One day, I walked on the street. Soon I saw a charming girl dressed in cheongsam squatting down on the ground.
    某天我走在街上,突然看到一個穿著旗袍的美女,無助地蹲在地上.

    "Hello," I said. "What's up with you?"
    The girl stared at me like a helpless kitty, "Good morning, sir. I broke my left ankle when I tried to rescue a little cat..."
    "Oh, you are such a kind girl. Please let me help you. Can I carry you on my back and take you to your home?"
    "妳好.怎麼了呀?"我問道.
    女孩像小動物般地望著我,說:"早安,這位先生.我在試圖救一隻小貓時,損壞了我的左腳腳踝..."
    "噢,你真是個善良的好女孩.請讓我有機會幫妳.我有這個榮幸背妳回家嗎?"

    "Thank you,sir.But..." She showed her broken ankle to me. "As you see,I am a robot. It's not proper to let human like you to serve me..."
    I steped to her and grabbed her broken ankle. "Ah..." She murmured.
    "See, your transmission shaft was damaged," I said. "I already knew what you are. But who cares? You need my help, that's all."
    "先生,感謝你,但是..."女孩展現她腳踝上的傷口讓我看."如你所見,我只是個機器人.你是人類,讓人類這樣服務機器人,是不太恰當的..."
    我走向她,握住她受損的腳踝."啊..."女孩略為驚訝地呢喃著.
    "看,妳的足部傳動軸損壞了,"我接著說,"我早就看出來妳是機器人.那又怎樣?妳需要我的幫忙,這就夠啦."

    I removed the cap of ankle joint, then detached the left foot. "Ouch..." She looks a bit confused and embarrassed.
    "As the damaged part of you was removed, You shall feel better," I explained as handing her the feet. "Okay! Now let's come home!"
    She held her left feet with both hands, and smiled to me. "I am moved, sir. You are so gentle. If I am a real girl, I will marry you definitely!"
    拿下她的踝關節蓋後,我拆解下她的左腳掌."噢..."她看起來有點困惑,也有點害羞.
    "如果把妳受傷的部分取下來,妳應該會感到舒服點."我邊解釋,邊把她的腳掌遞給她,接著說:"處理完啦!我來帶妳回家吧!"
    她以雙手小心翼翼地拿著她的左腳,向我微笑,說:"先生,我好感動.你真是溫柔.如果我是真正的女孩,一定會嫁給你!"

Fembot Cosplayers

機娘cosplay玩家

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    People who have the same interesting usually will tend to help each other. That will also be true even for robots.
    通常有相同興趣的人比較會彼此幫助,這點對機器人來說,也是一樣的.

    One day a female robot cosplayer found that the battery of her body faulted when she was dressing her detached head. She exchanged with a new one, but she didn't want to leave the site to charge it. When she was bothering, another heroic fembot cosplayer appeared. She suggested that the pink one could take electricity from her own body.
    有一天,某個正把頭取下來裝扮的機娘,發現她身體裡的電池故障了.她換一個新的電池上去,但她又不想為了替電池充電而離開會場.當她正煩惱時,另一個cos女英雄的機娘玩家出現了.她對粉紅的那位說,可以分自己體內的電給她充.

    "Oh~ I can feel it, your hot current is flowing into me. My body is supported by your body. You are so cool and manly! "
    "嗯嗯~我能感受到,你那熱情洋溢的電流,正流進我裡面喔.我的身體倚靠著你的身體而活.你真是又酷又man~"

    "Er, well. But I think I'm a female... Hahaha... "
    "呃,是喔...可是我想我應該是女的耶...好吧算了,哈哈..."
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With their heads 有頭版XD
http://imgur.com/imztI73

Manami's First Date 03
愛菜美的第一次約會 第三話

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Today is the most frustrating day of my life.

    Due to worrying about Manami's health, I followed her father's car to their home. Strangely, Manami's father didn't take her to the hospital; instead of that, he held Manami to the basement. How could he treat Manami's sick adequately over there? I only heard her father's scolds and noises like generated by electric screwdrivers. After her father left the basement, I sneaked into it. Then...oh my... I was shocked such deeply...

    愛菜美的爸爸來接她了.她爸榎士郎博士,是很有名的機械專家(大前輩!),也跨足人工智能,可說是機器人領域首屈一指的大學者;近年來更有傳聞他做出了和真人真假難辨的高級機械人.難怪愛菜美雖然主修文科,但對機械,電子和程式的了解也非常深入,都是家學淵源啊!老爸如此厲害,無怪乎女兒這麼完美;若未來交往順利的話,哪天還真能娶到愛菜美,順便當我偶像的女婿,人生可以說毫無遺憾...

    扯遠了.幫榎爸爸把愛菜美扶上車後(欸,還蠻重的,真看不出來),我還是很擔心愛菜美,因此騎車跟著他們的車離開.很奇怪,榎爸沒有送愛菜美去醫院,他帶愛菜美回家,然後抱著她進一間地下室.我感到困惑,便悄悄地潛入.榎爸真不愧身負"怪博士"的稱號!家裡擺滿了各式各樣的機械裝置和電子零件,以及一些像人體的機械半成品,傳聞說不定是真的?那我以後一定要請求他教我怎麼做機械人了.

    我躡近地下室,聽到們中傳來類似電動起子的聲音,以及榎爸的叼叼唸.他好像在抱怨愛菜美,說不該亂喝飲料;真對不起啊,您女兒喝的那杯咖啡是我請的... :notworthy: 後來還有說他得打開愛菜美的身體徹底檢查之類的話.這就詭異了,打開?難道是要動手術?不會吧,只是一杯咖啡而已...何況榎爸爸是機械學家,又不是醫生,真搞不懂.

    一陣子後,榎爸爸走出地下室.我趁機溜進去,想看看愛菜美情況如何.室內關燈了,又有一堆怪機械怪裝置,不停地發出滴滴答答的運作聲,的確很有"怪博士的實驗室"的味道.為什麼要帶愛菜美來這裡?我邊想邊走,直到頭上被撞了一下...

    "啊!"我回頭一看.咦?這啥?機械臂抓著一條穿高跟鞋的腿移動,我是被鞋根打到的?仔細瞧瞧,那不是愛菜美今天穿的鞋嗎?那條腿不就是...天啊...

    我驚恐地看著那條腿的移動方向,接著...噢,不!愛菜美...我看到她另一隻腳獨自站立著,有小機器手正從它的斷面檢修;軀體被掛起來,脖子連接上不知名的裝置,背後還伸出像是脊椎的東西;有台螢幕顯示了愛菜美分離的肢體,和各自分析後的狀況;最後,愛菜美的頭,被裝在一台儀器上,她還一臉鬱悶地看著緩緩運來的左腿...

    瘋了,真的瘋了.原來傳聞中的高級機械人,就是我深深愛著的愛菜美!愛菜美,妳要怎麼告訴我,我的完美女孩,其實只是個偽造物?什麼溫柔聰明善良好學又虔誠,根本都是假的!人工製造出來的!愛菜美,我的心刻上了妳的名字,但你就只是一堆亂七八糟的零件!妳不能成為我的愛人;妳連人都不是!

    懷著錯亂的心情,我繞到愛菜美的背後.看著心愛的對象被拆成一塊塊,被怪異的裝置各自檢修,使我內心翻騰不已.我愛的到底是什麼?可惡!我的心這麼沒有價值,因為它屬於一沱數位垃圾.

    "愛菜美..."隨著那虛假的名字呼喚出口,我走向她的面前,決定面對這一切.她睜大眼睛,驚慌地看著我,垂著的左腳無意識地扭動起來,如同平常她想事情的動作.真了不起,就算被拆開維修,仍然這麼像人類啊."小健..啊.."我輕輕抓住她的腳掌,那精巧的腳踝和細緻的皮膚,簡直跟真人的一樣;然而大腿斷面內的機械構造,提醒我殘酷的事實.她低下頭,欲言又止,彷彿等著我的下一句話.是該面對的時候了,我問:"回答我,機器人是什麼?機器人的心,又是什麼?愛上機器人,又到底是怎麼一回事?"

愛菜美視角

    老爸帶我回家裡的地下實驗室.這是我出生的地方,最近因為不常大修,比較少來.他打開我的肚子,看一眼就皺眉頭:"咖啡流到其他地方去了啦!這下很多地方得處理了!"接著不停地抱怨我亂喝.可是老爸,你不是最強的機器人權威嗎?怎麼做個機器女兒,會做出吃喝拉撒都不太行的我?哼,這樣我怎麼號稱是完全擬真的女機器人啦,真是...喝個東西也得是層析分餾器有輸入資料的,一點都不像普通女孩.

    唉,不只是喝飲料,我還希望有真的味覺(現在是喝下去後,分析完再把成分對應的訊號傳到身體管理系統,讓我事後覺得"好喝").不僅如此,我還希望能吃東西,能消化,能吸收,還能...大出來~我是說真的.人類進食不只獲得熱量,還吸取了建造身體的成份,協調地統合滿足全身的需求,再把不會變成身體的部份排出;我們機器人缺乏能量了就充電,哪邊故障了就換零件,根本不像人類那樣,是由器官共同形成的完整個體.零件與零件間沒有任何關係,只是藉由介面通訊,接受訊息各自運作,然後運作得看起來像是個個體.說真的,我也搞不清楚自己是否真的有自我,還是僅僅是假象?不知道啦,但身體能越像人類,運作能越像人類,構造,能越像人類,或許我也越能認同自己是人吧.有人討厭會大便,但我還自己的身體能大,能體驗食物被自己身體處理的完整過程.很難理解吧,我只是不想做完美的機械組合,我想當個真實的人.

    老爸不會了解這點,他也沒有那麼高超的技術,所以囉...回到現場,他拆下整個腹部維修蓋--那是我的肚子啊!人類不能體會,你的一部份在你的系統裡被disabled掉的感覺,有多麼詭異,嗚嗚嗚~接著他卸下我的雙腿,然後取下我的頭,把軀幹懸掛起來檢修.雙腿則因有咖啡滲入,輪流給機器清理並檢查.在我仍清醒且和各部位保持遠端聯繫之下,老爸以電腦連進了我的身體管理系統.這感覺...當我的身體管理系統運作時,被外面不斷地收送資訊,還介入運作,把信號截出去檢視後再送回,有時還經過調變.我信主,相信靈魂的存在;可是若我的自我依存於這一堆可以收發,擷取和調變的電子訊號,我算不算有靈魂?雖然體驗好幾次了,心裡的疙瘩還是放不下.

    後來老爸更暫停了身體管理系統,將其取出維修."愛菜美"是被定義於身體管理系統中的,取下後就沒有愛菜美了,只剩"愛菜美的頭","愛菜美的右腳","愛菜美的胸腔"...等裝置,互相連接.人造腦仍在運作,但那只是愛菜美的運算器罷了.我...不,沒有身體管理系統,就沒有我的存在.系統不是愛菜美,但系統規劃,配置,存取,定義愛菜美軟硬體的各個部位,讓愛菜美從各部位的運作交流中產生.直到老爸修好系統重啟後,女機器人愛菜美,才能被認知,讓"我"真正浮現.我的各部份,各自有剛才經歷的紀錄,讓我感受.我倒抽一口氣,這種錯亂感,讓我又噁心又癡迷.此刻我難以分辨,自己到底喜不喜歡身為一個機器人了.

    老爸把我身體部位剩下的維護,設定機器自動執行後,他就離開實驗室了.層析分餾器的部份,暫時以假訊號產生器取代(以免身體管理系統運作失常).眼光瞥過四週,我的軀幹從背後打開以進行保養,右腿仍獨自站立,維修手從大腿伸入,清潔美一束人工肌肉(很癢耶);被抓起的左腳垂頭喪氣地,像戰敗的俘虜,哈.想起健太,希望他別太擔心我.我知道他從頭到腳,珍愛著我的每一個部份:)心頭突然抽了一下.健太喜歡的愛菜美,就是這個愛菜美對吧?我想儘量留給健太,那個真正從一開始被他喜愛的愛菜美.現場四散的身體部位,就是能組成原來的,真正的愛菜美的夥伴,我會細心保護妳們的.這是我第一次對愛菜美的既有構成,產生了共同感啊~

    "愛菜美,"有人叫我...咦?這聲音?天哪,怎麼聽到了健太的聲音?不會吧,隨著腳步聲,走到我面前的,正是健太!這是什麼情況?啊對,他跟蹤我回家?不重要啦,我現在該..我我...天啊!他都看到了!他心愛的一切,都被拆開,接上電線掛起來了啦!怎麼辦?

    健太臉色凝重,伸手握住了我懸著的左腳.哇喔,這這這什麼複雜的心情啦,從來沒碰過.他輕拍我的足面,嘆了口氣.天哪天哪天哪,腳背傳回來的觸感,讓我像觸電一樣,動都不能動.哪,健太,現在你知道我是機器人了,會怎麼看待我?我已經完全被你抓住了,就等你開口,我就是你的人,或機器人,也ok啦.我我...

    健太突然抬頭,一臉嚴肅地看我.糟糕,不會想說什麼不好的話吧?不要這樣對我,機器人也是會傷心的,求你了...

Manami's First Date 02

愛菜美的第一次約會 第二話

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド

メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

   I joined the philosophy club ASAP after knowing that Manami is a member of it. We often discussed metaphysics, theology, cognitive development, and things like those. Frankly speaking, she really taught me a lot, haha . We were getting acquainted day by day. Finally I plucked up my courage to date her-- 

    

    後來我發現愛菜美是哲學社社員,馬上就申請入社了.在社團活動中,我們經常討論很多深奧的東西,比如形上學,神學,認知理論等等--老實說,愛菜美程度高我太多,說是討論,其實都是她教我啦,嘿嘿.我這個"午後草地上的哲學家"還真是名不符實啊...不過我也有在努力,買一堆書回家K,希望能趕上愛菜美的腳步.

    日子一天天過去,我們越來越熟悉彼此,討論也變得更熱烈.後來愛菜美還邀我一起去教會--她說有沒有神她不知道,但她原本的認知就是自己非屬於自己,跟基督教"托付給主"的教義是相似的,對"受造"這件事,更是感同身受(好難體會啊...).不管如何,縱使我不是基督徒,看著愛菜美一臉溫柔地禱告,快樂地唱讚美詩歌,想想戴在她胸前的十字架,也的確很適合她啊.應該說,身為教徒的愛菜美,對我而言,更多出了一股吸引力.我完全愛上了這位溫柔,聰明,善良,好學又虔誠的女孩,而且她還長得很可愛!天哪,怎麼那麼完美!我好想變成那條十字架項鍊啊!

    某天,我終於鼓起勇氣,向愛菜美提出約會.我發抖著邀愛菜美去大飯店喝下午茶,她竟然答應了!喔喔!還說"那可要好好打扮了",真是可愛!我的天使,妳信上帝,但我可要信仰妳了~

    到了約會當日,我低著頭,忐忑不安地等天使降臨.隨著"叩叩叩"的腳步聲,一雙美腿映入我的眼簾.是愛菜美!她踩著一雙秀氣的高跟鞋,穿著輕鬆中洋溢著可愛,被衣擺蓋住的短裙,又帶出一抹性感.太棒了!這樣的女孩,要跟我約會了嗎?我簡直不敢相信,要我大叫哈里路亞,我也甘願了啦!

    然而約會並不順利.愛菜美喝了那杯300元的超高級咖啡後,變得很不舒服.她說跟她預想的不同,她的身體看來不能接受咖啡(愛菜美身體不太好,很多東西不能消化吸收,平常也只吃自己帶的).她癱軟地靠在桌邊,說她老爸等一下會來接她,別擔心.不久後,她爸來了.我看著愛菜美上車,心裡的不安漸漸擴散...

愛菜美視角

    從哲學社社辦走出來時,遇到了那位被K到頭的同學.他知道我是社員後,就說他對哲學也很有興趣,想要入社--呃,你也太明顯了吧!他名字叫健太,是機械系的.入社後他常常找我討論,剛開始時對哲學一竅不通,但他還算認真,感覺到一直在進步.雖然是另有目的,有人願意為你用心,還是蠻高興的啦.

    一段時日後,我對健太也漸有好感.雖是工科宅男,人還蠻樸實的.每次對他笑都會緊張轉頭,眼睛漂到旁邊;容易臉紅這點,更是讓人好想捉弄他 :D 比較了解他後,我決定找他來我們教會,讓他更進入我的世界.

    是的,我是個基督徒,女機器人基督徒.身為女機器人,我對自身那近似於人卻又異於人的存在,一直有莫名的異樣感;而深入接觸基督教後,異樣感稍微緩和了--我本來就是受造,而看似擁有自我意志,其實是被主賦予的.加上我在接受系統維護時,那整個內心都被觸摸,被探索的感受,彷彿有個上主,照拂著你靈魂的每個部份.這些相似點強烈引起我的共鳴,使我的心智系統對教會產生了渴望.我無法確認上帝存在與否,但相信其存在並把自己交給祂,滿足了我內心的需求,補上了缺角的那一塊.去年我受洗時,隨著身體緩緩浸入水中,我程式裡運行不合理的部份,似乎都被整理了,整個心靈順暢地運作著,歡呼著,讓我流下了激動的眼淚.這像不像所謂的聖靈充滿?或許信教只是讓我對自身存在的疑惑找條方便的捷徑,但讓自己過得舒服一點,沒啥不好的吧?

    總之我讓自己內心接受了耶穌為主,以滿足情感的運作;另一方面也保留了可以在"上帝不存在"的假設下,對人,對機器人和對這個世界進行理智探討的許可.還好對機器人而言,做這樣的切割是很容易的,算是個優點吧,哈.在和健太進行哲學討論時,我發現他很少會有歧視和偏見,對不同的看法和信仰,可以不持立場地去瞭解,連包容和雅量都用不上.像健太這樣的人,或許能走進我糾結的內心世界,了解我的真相後,還能一如往常,面帶微笑陪伴著我吧?在我把他拉進教會後,看著他的表現,我越來越相信他就是我要找的,能完全接納我的一切的夥伴.

    對我健太還是一直會害羞.有一天他總算約了我--我等你好久啦,小傻瓜.約會那天我特別打扮了一翻,要給他"好看".果然,他一看到我,下巴就合不上,講話也結巴了起來,大成功啊~:)我們聊得很愉快,直到...唉...

    說明一下,我雖然不能吃飯,但可以喝一些東西.我食道連接到層析分餾器,喝下去的液體都會送到那邊,進行解析後分送.我身體所需要的液體,如潤滑油,水,奈米機械體液等等,其實都是喝進來的.層析分餾器在處理液體後,會將相關資料送進身體管理系統.我誤以為咖啡是能喝的東西,導致層析分餾器在分析分送時,和身體管理系統的溝通出了毛病,引發身體管理系統的混亂,還把咖啡送到不該送的地方...我不但系統當機,體內還有點毀損,整個人癱在餐廳裡,非常慘.

    身體出包後,系統會自動發訊息通知我爸(製造我的人啦).老爸來時一臉臭臭的,看來回去要被他唸了...叫健太不要擔心後,我便被老爸扛上車了.真是個其糗無比的初次約會,真是的!

Manami's First Date 01
愛菜美的第一次約會 第一話

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
    Hello, I am Kenta, a freshman of the Asabulu University. Today is my big day, I met my destined mate! Let me tell you the story.

    As usual, I lay on the grass and thought about the truth of the Universe this afternoon. Suddenly, I heared some body yelling "Watch out!".I looked back, then saw a baseball flying to me, and...Oh, well, you won't believe me...

    大家好,我叫健太,是阿撒布魯大學的新鮮人.個性內向,外貌平凡,從來沒交過女朋友,也未曾對哪個女孩心動過.然而今天很幸運地,遇到了我命中注定的真愛.請聽我娓娓道來---

    如同往常,午休時我躺在校園的草地上,思考著宇宙的真理.突然間,我聽到有人大喊:"球來了!小心!".轉頭一看,一顆棒球正飛向我.我準備躲開時,又聽到一聲"看我的飛毛腿!",接著...嗯,你大概不會相信吧,我看到一條美腿飛向棒球,似乎要攔截球...

    這畫面太令人驚訝了,讓我看到呆掉.飛腿沒踢中球,球離我越來越近,越來越大顆..."咚!"的一聲,打到了我的頭.

    "喂喂,醒一醒,你還好吧?"隨著叫喚聲,我從暈厥中漸漸醒來,發現有個女孩正照顧著我.定睛一瞧,哇塞,她好美啊.粉嫩的臉蛋,會說話的大眼睛,溫柔的神情,我是飛上天堂了嗎?

    確認我還沒掛掉後,她皺著的眉頭便解開了.然而我注意到,她的左腳雖然連在身體上,似乎跟剛才天空飛的是同一根...

    "啥?你看到我的腿飛出去撞球?哪有可能啊,看走眼了吧!或許你還有點暈眩."好吧,她都這麼說了,想想也的確不可能.

    我們還聊了一會.她名字是愛菜美,也是新鮮人,主修心理學,興趣是了解人類.將離開前她微笑對我說再見."我們還真的會再見嗎?"我問她.

    "嗯!有機會的話囉!"她燦爛地笑著回答.噢,那笑容真甜美,彷彿要將我融化...

    當然,一定會再見面的!

愛菜美視角

    今天午休我走向圖書館,打算查資料.經過大草坪時,看到有顆高飛球,解算後知道會砸到躺在草地上睡覺的男同學.我大叫"小心"要他注意,但他好像快睡著了,動作很慢.情急之下,我使出絕招"飛毛腿",用力加速左腳,最高速時離體踢向棒球.然而飛腿的軌道沒算準(沒辦法,楔型鞋鞋底太大塊了,影響整隻腿的質量分佈),沒擊中球.球最後打到那位同學的頭.

    "唉-"嘆息中我走向...不,跳向掉落的左腳."回來吧!"我的左腳站了起來,等待我把她裝回去.組好後,我走向那位頭被打到的同學,看看他有沒有怎樣.

    他漸漸地醒過來,應該沒啥問題.不過他有看到我左腳飛踢的那一幕!這可不行,一定要糊弄過去."哈哈,你大概還有點暈吧.怎麼可能啊!頭被打到了,要多休息一下."我對他這麼說,他看來大概接受了.好險,開玩笑,我可不想被太多人知道自己是個機器人.

    之後我們還聊了一下.他似乎對我...很有興趣?講話結結巴巴的,有時又很興奮.不過他人不錯,也還算有趣,說自己不是睡覺,而是在思考宇宙的真理.哈,我那麼好拐啊.就算是機器人,也看得出你在睡懶覺吧!感覺或許還會見面,當個朋友也不錯.希望他能助我增進對各式各樣人類的了解,就這樣囉~

Expecting For Recombination
翹首以盼(如果有的話)

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

    Jack has a fembot named Gina. She owns a nice figure, so Jack often takes photo of her... err, her body only :P
    Gina doesn't understand it. She hopes one day Jack will put her head back and take photo of whole her...

    劫剋所擁有的機娘基哪有副超棒的好身材,但臉不是那麼合劫剋口味,所以劫剋常常拍基哪...呃,基哪的身體.對,只有身體:P
    劫剋往往假藉維修基哪的名義,把基哪的頭取下,趁機拍照.他還要基哪操控她的身體,說要測試她的遠隔動作功能,擺出各樣的姿勢,接著快門閃個不停.
    基哪一開始很納悶,覺得很多維修和測試並非必要,不曉得劫剋這麼做的意義;日子久了,基哪也慢慢地有所體會:恐怕,劫剋不是真的那麼盡心地想保養好她吧.
    今天,基哪頭又被劫剋拿下來了,接到一旁莫名其妙的鬼維修儀器上.看著劫剋滿面笑容,快樂地對自己頭不在上面的身體猛拍,基哪越來越覺得不是滋味.這次她想直接挑明,好好問問劫剋,到底把我當什麼?

Mei-Hua's Daily Life

美華那極其平凡的日常

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

    We have already known our dear robot girl Mei-Hua from the beginning:
    http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2014/05/mei-hua-most-useful-fembot-part-1-ding.html
    今天的主角是,我們一開始就認識的,親愛的機械少女,美華.

    Today, I want to show you Mei-Hua's happy and harmonic daily life, with her genius master.
    就讓我們來瞧瞧,美華跟著她的天才主人過的,那和諧漫妙的每一天吧!

Go Shopping 打醬油

    "Mei-Hua,I will return your body to you."
    "Oh,really? "
    "Yeah. I will need you to buy something and can't let you go out without your legs."
    "Haha,thank you,dear master! You say I will come back to be a pretty girl,right? "
    "Hm? I think...well..."
    "Master?"
    "美華,我想把妳身體還妳."
    "哇!你說真的?"
    "真的.我要請妳幫忙買東西,總得把妳的腿裝上去吧,不然怎麼走?"
    "哈哈哈,感恩,親愛的主人!你是說我要變回漂亮女孩了,沒錯吧!"
    "嗯?我是說...好吧..."
    "主人?"

-------------------As time goes by-----------------
---------------------一陣子後--------------------

    "......"
    "Mei-Hua,you looks like not happy."
    "That's right. Master,you said that you will return my body."
    "Yes,and I have done it. Only kept some parts for other usages."
    "...Well,forget it. I'll go shopping for you,BYEBYE!!!"
    "......"
    "美華,妳這樣也很漂亮喔."
    "是喔.主人,你不是要還我身體?"
    "是啊,而且我也還了---只不過留下一部份,另作他用罷了."
    "...好吧,隨你便.我還要去替你跑腿了,也真的只有腿,哼!再見!"

美華跑腿中

Female Water Dispenser 開飲機(女性)

    This time, Mei-Hua's master transformed her into a self-propelled water dispenser.
    這次,主人異想天開,要美華轉職成自走式開飲機.

來杯水嗎?請自取,別亂按

    Mei-Hua:"Ha-ha-ha......(impotent)Wanna drink a cup of hot water? (My fucking master!!)"
    美華:"哈-哈-哈...(無奈) 要喝水嗎?(可惡!啥鬼主人!)"

Momentary Happiness 一刻的幸福

    As Mei-Hua's master, A-Kai never forgets to contiguously "improve" the Mei-Hua system. One day, after the heavy work of testing Mei-Hua's modified components, he let Mei-Hua have a chance to relax her stressed mood: He dismantled those electric appliances mounted on the cross-sections of Mei-Hua's body parts, and then reassembled Mei-Hua as a whole full-functioned fembot. Mei-Hua was so happy, she felt just like it was her luckiest moment since the day she had been manufactured.
    身為美華的主人,阿凱從沒忘記,要持續地改進美華家用系統.某天,在讓美華進行了繁重的改進部件測試後,他讓美華有機會喘口氣,放鬆沉重的心情:阿凱把裝在美華各個分離的身體部位上的附加零件拆下了,接著重新組裝好美華,讓她變回一個全功能運轉的,真正的女機器人.美華好高興,原來她還是個女機器人,不是一大坨亂七八糟的怪機械.她覺得這是她從被造出來後最幸運的時刻了.

    However, good time won't last forever. A-Kai had another new idea. He wanted to take apart Mei-Hua's body again to reform the Mei-Hua system. He discussed it with Mei-Hua and asked her what configuration she would prefer. Mei-Hua answered:
    可惜好景不常.阿凱又有新創意了.他想要再次拆解美華的身體,來重塑美華家用系統.阿凱興高采烈地與美華討論,並問她哪種構型她最喜歡.美華回答:

    "I will like to let legs to carry the hip, let the hip to carry the belly, and mount the chest on it; attach those two arms to this thing, they can help a lot; put the head on the neck to command, and you'll get the best configuration-- I mean, the best Mei-Hua system is Mei-Hua herself! And that's me! Why do you always try to remake a cutest fembot into several freakiest appliances?"
    "我最喜歡的構型是這樣:讓我的腿可以運載屁股,讓屁股可以承載肚子,並把我的胸膛裝在上面;這些都組好後,把兩隻手臂也裝上去,很有用的.接著把這顆頭接在這個叫做脖子的地方,來指揮剛剛裝好的這套東西,完成啦!了解了吧?我的主人,最棒的美華系統,就是美華她自己--也就是我!親愛的主人啊,你何必把你最可愛的機器女孩,改造成一堆怪裝置呢?我只想把我這些美好的身體部位,留在她們應有的位置上,謝謝."

Repairing Herself

自修

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

    This girl has trouble with her lower half, and she is trying to help herself...

    有次出門晃,遠遠看到有個女孩子,走路的動作很詭異,好像上下半身分屬不同人似的.沒多久後,她停下腳步,接著雙手抓住髖部,用力一撐,竟然...真的分成兩半...

    "哇塞!"我驚訝的叫出聲,仔細瞧瞧,原來她是機械人,難怪...趕緊跑過去,看需不需要幫忙.

    "小姐,妳怎麼了?需要幫忙嗎?"
    "啊,你好.我的下半身有點問題,正在想辦法修.唉,實在是..."
    "喔,了解.狀況如何?"
    "勉勉強強.看來是動作機構有點變形,或許應急處理一下,還能撐回家."
    "嗯,不過妳一隻手抓住臀...下半身,很不好弄吧."
    "是啊.對了,你可以幫我嗎?握住我腰部,這樣我手都能空出來."
    "好...好的(緊張).這樣可以嗎?"

    我害羞地以雙掌握住她的腰部,拿著她的上半身.她纖細的腰在我掌中,不安份地扭動著,給了我更大的刺激.

    "诶,有點癢咧...你可以用一隻手抱住啊,等下還得請你幫忙."
    "環抱!...好,知道了,哈...那還要怎幫妳呢?"我心頭小鹿亂撞,有點語無倫次地說.

    "你手伸進這邊...對對,這邊是我的骨盆.然後撐住這,我要把傳動器敲一下...沒錯!就是那!"

    "唔哇~我一手抱著她,一手伸進她骨盆內啊!好那個...好讚!"我邊助人,邊讓腦中的妄想,馳騁到無邊無際...

Cyber Secretary

人造秘書莘蒂.史密斯

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレバラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

    "Miss Smith,please come here."
    "Yes,general manager."
    "Please transform yourself into my PDA, I need to deal with some businesses."
    "...Well,general manager. I think you'll not let my central computer to run your FPS game this time, right? Really want to deal with official businesses?I don't like to simulate flying limbs and bloody things in my mind. Don't waste my body for your entertainments."
    "HA!HA!HA! Don't worry, I won't play FPS this time, I promise. I've sent a program file to your computer, please run it after transformation."
    "Ok, receiving the file... Oh, wait, what's BODYFEELING.EXE?"
    "HA!HA!HA! You will know."
    "喔,史密斯小姐,你來啦!請進."
    "好的,總經理."
    "接下來請妳將自己轉換成PDA(個人數位助理)模式,我要使用妳處理一些事情."
    "...好的,總經理.你應該不會再把你的射擊遊戲,灌進我中央電腦跑吧?這次真的要辦正事了?我實在很不喜歡在我的電腦內運算斷肢殘臂那些血腥場面.我也有身為秘密機器人的尊嚴,請不要把我的功能浪費在你的個人娛樂上."
    "哈哈,別氣嘛.放心,這次我不會再玩射擊遊戲了,說到做到.我會傳個檔案到妳電腦,請在變身後跑它."
    "Ok,接收中...噢,等一下,這BODYFEELING.EXE是什麼檔案?"
    "哈!哈!哈!等等妳就知道了."

------------10 minutes later------------
------------十分鐘後------------

    "Gen..general..manager...what are you do..doing to me?"
    "Huh?I am not playing FPS as I promised, you know."(touch the screen)
    "Ow!But you are...you are... Ah!Stop! That's sex harassment! Wooo~~~"
    "Sex harassment? Well, baby, have I even touched your body? I just fingered my touch panel."
    "Arrr... Your program synchronizes with my torso... It hijacked my torso! OMG! Don't touch there!"
    "經...總經理,你對我動了什麼手腳?"
    "蛤?我真的沒有玩射擊遊戲喔,妳知道的,哈(邪笑)."總經理邊說邊在觸控螢幕上摸來摸去.
    "唔喔~但是你...你...啊!啊啊!停手!這是性騷擾!!哦~~~"
    "性騷擾?欸,寶貝,我有碰妳身體任何部份嗎?被我碰觸的,只有我的觸控面板而已--雖然現在裝在你身上啦,呵."
    "呀啊啊...你程式產生的虛擬軀幹跟我的真的軀幹同步了...你駭進了我的軀幹!喔天哪!別碰那邊!"

Manami's High Heels

愛菜美與高跟鞋

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

About Manami 關於愛菜美
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2014/05/pure-hearted-girlish-machine-manami-i.html

Part 1 上集

    Manami ever couldn't walk in high heels. Her creator Shiro made her body motion coordinating processor
have an additional function: when it detects that Manami is wearing high heels, it will send signals to interference Manami's walking. Manami felt very uncomfortable about that, and then she tried to fight
her own body to get the freedom to wear things she likes--
    愛菜美曾經不能穿高跟鞋.她的創造者榎士郎在她的身體動作調和處理器(BMC晶片,接收愛菜美各身體部位運動狀態與動作組件回饋後,根據愛菜美動作意願要求之輸出,調製成對應各動作組件的動作信號)加入特別功能:若愛菜美穿高跟鞋被偵測到,BMCP會送出妨礙愛菜美走路的訊號.事實上,BMCP可視為士郎對愛菜美的替代監督者.愛菜美可以維修自己的肢體零件,但她被設定無權碰BMCP.
    愛菜美很討厭這樣,她覺得自己不能掌握自己身體的主控權,簡直是對她人格的鄙視,所以她經常努力,爲討回自己的身體而戰.她要擁有運用身體的自由,包括穿任何喜歡穿的東西上去--

    ...可惜愛菜美技術實力還是很有限,再次失敗了.加油吧!機械少女!

Part 2 下集

    Finally Manami tried to get some help. Her classmate Kaito is a fanatical robot nerd. Manami knew Kaito
would do anything if Manami let him to research her body and decided to take that risk. Kaito dismantled
Manami's body and retrieved those communication signals between her parts. After researching the
structure of Manami's body system, Kaito suggested a method to deceive her BMC processor--the processor transmits and processes data with light I/O, so that Kaito could write-in data with laser beam.
When the processor was jammed and couldn't interference the motion of Manami's feet, Manami let her legs
accept training to stand and keep balance with high heels.
    愛菜美一再失敗,她信心受到打擊,只好找人幫忙.她同學海斗,是個狂熱的機械人怪才.愛菜美知道如果同意讓海斗研究她的身體,海斗啥都肯幹,所以她決定冒這個險.開始進行後,海斗興奮地拆解了愛菜美的身體,並擷取她身體各部間的通訊信號.研究了愛菜美的系統架構後,海斗提出了欺騙愛菜美BMC處理器的方法--處理器是以光學I/O介面傳送和處理資料的,所以海斗能用雷射把變造的資料寫入.
    愛菜美在海斗的協助下,讓她分開的肢體於不同的情況下各自動作,製造BMCP的運作矛盾.當BMCP接收太多謬誤反餽時,便強制升出,處於維護模式,讓海斗的雷射光槍可以照射.當處理器被干擾,無法確認愛菜美穿什麼鞋時,愛菜美即刻遠隔控制她的腿,穿上高跟鞋後去做平衡和負重站立訓練,並連結海斗的裝置,幫她的腿部運動取樣與建模分析.即使後來處理器分析出有穿高跟鞋,卻因負重與站立位置異常,不敢鎖死愛菜美腳踝,免得導致愛菜美摔壞--而這運作訊號又被擷取分析.週而復始,處理器漸居下風,終於再也無法作出拒絕愛菜美動作要求的自主判斷了.
    當愛菜美被海斗再組回去時,她感受到,體內從此沒了監軍.她還是要透過BMC處理器動作,但此時處理器已成了她的一部份.愛菜美踩上高跟鞋,步履輕快.她知道,她從士郎打造的理想小女孩畢業了.

Kaito: Whoa, not everybody has the chance to dismantle his goddess, not everybody has the chance to
research internal structure of the lady he loves, not everybody has the chance to modify his sweetheart's body! I am the luckiest guy over the world!
海斗的心裡話:嘩~嘻嘻,不是每個人都能有機會拆解他的女神啊!更不是人人都可以研究他所愛之人的內部構造!!甚至還能改造他的甜心!!!噫~!我是世界最幸運的人了!

Contradictory Love 矛盾的愛

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ バラバラ 解体 組み立て

    Hon-Hai was dating Bee-Lin. When they walked on the street, an AIBO ran into Hon-Hai, then he kicked that poor thing. ( AIBO: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIBO  )
    宏海與碧玲是男女朋友.他們某次約會,走在街上,一隻AIBO突然衝向宏海.他很不爽地踢開可憐的小東西,碧玲看在眼裡.

    "Get out of my way! Fake dog!" Hon-Hai roared.
    "Hon-Hai, why do you get so angry?" Bee-Lin asked.
    "Oh, well...I..." Hon-Hai murmured.
    "好狗不擋路,何況是假的!滾!"宏海吼那隻AIBO.
    "海,你怎會那麼氣呢?"碧玲問道.
    "啊,喔,我...那個..."宏海心虛地喃喃自語.

    "You still hate robot, right? Then you shall see." Bee-Lin sat down.
    "See what?"
    "Hon-Hai, you are courting me. Do you want to see what's that thing you loves?"

    "Oh,no,nonono! Don't do that! Don't torture my heart please! I really loves you, but...Arrrr!!"
    "唉,我知道的.其實你還是很討厭機器人吧,海?那得讓你瞧一瞧."碧玲找位子坐下.
    "要...要看什麼?"
    "海,你追我,我很高興.不過,你想看你愛的是什麼嗎?"
    "噢!不不不!別這樣!別虐待我的心,求求妳!我是真的很愛妳,但...啊啊啊!!"
    碧玲手伸向她的左腳,喀嚓一聲,她左腳便被取下,斷面露出金屬的光澤.原來,碧玲也是機器人,是宏海所厭惡的存在--但又被他深深愛著.

    "Unfair! I had crashed into you before I knew you are a...a...wuuu..(sob)"
    "這不公平!碧玲,我是在知道妳是那個前就愛上妳的呀!!!嗚..."宏海哭了出來.
    碧玲以右腳站起,並讓左腳獨自立著,勉強地擠出笑容.
    "海...你得作個選擇,不能既愛我,又討厭我的本質.拿起我的機械左腿,幫我裝回身上,好嗎?好好地組合我,證明我是你所愛的,女機器人...海,求求你..."

My Lost Part
我失落的部分

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ修理 メンテナンス

    Jim met a beautiful girl. He soon fell in love with her. However, the girl always looks sad. One day, Jim confessed his love to her, and the girl told him that she would wait for him at home. Jim was so happy, and he went the girl's home on time.
    吉姆與一個美麗的女孩邂逅,並對她一見鍾情.不過,女孩不知為何,看起來總是隱藏著些許的悲傷,讓吉姆納悶不已.某日吉姆終於對女孩告白了,女孩告訴吉姆會在家裡等他.哇塞,吉姆簡直高興到要飛上天了!懷著亢奮的心情,吉姆準時赴約.女孩請吉姆進入她的房間,吉姆腦裡幻想著他會發生什麼刺激的事,顫抖著問出自認浪漫的問題.

    "Oh, my beloved baby, tell me, do you accept my love?" Jim said.
    "Only if you could complete me. See, I have lost a part of myself..." The girl turned her back to Jim slowly...
    "噢~我最愛的寶貝.告訴我,妳為什麼會接受我的愛意?"吉姆問道.
    "接受你的愛?除非你能使我完成.看,我曾經失去了一部分的自己..."女孩慢慢把背部轉向吉姆...

Mary's Misery: Don't Trust Naughty Boy
瑪莉的不幸:熊孩子不能信

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド

メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

    "Mary,do you want to take some maintenance? I will help! I like robot!"

     "Oh little Johnny~ I am glad, but it's too hard for you."

     "Let me help! I want to see a robot's body! Please!"

     "Well", Mary opened her stomach panel, "but you can just see,don't touch... Ouch!"

     "Haha! What's that button, Mary? ...Mary?"

     "Oh, it seems that Mary got malfunctioned. No problem, I will repair her!" 

    "哇,瑪莉,妳是要維修了,對不對?我要幫忙我要幫忙!我最喜歡機器人了!"

    "呃,可愛的小強尼...我應該不是你喜歡的那種機器人吧.我是很開心,但這對你來說,實在難了點."

    "哪會!不管啦,讓我幫忙!機器人最帥了!我好想看看機器人的體內,求求妳~妳最疼我了,對不對?"

    "呼..來這招,好吧"瑪莉開啟了她腹部的維修蓋,露出她的機械零件,"給你看.但是只能看不能碰喔,強...啊--啊!!!"

    隨著瑪莉驚訝的叫聲,她僵掉了,張大嘴靜靜站著.

    "哈哈哈!好棒啊!這是啥按鈕,瑪莉?...嗯,瑪莉?"強尼又把瑪莉的內部亂搞一陣.

    "噢...瑪莉不動了,故障了嗎?沒關係,我來修好她!看我的!"

..................................................................................

     And then--

    之後,瑪莉系統自動偵錯後重啟.她悠悠醒來,"享受"強尼維修她的成果--

熊孩子還真的不能信啊~

The Dumped Girl Who Leaped Through Time

穿越時空的廢棄少女

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

    This is a story of a robot girl's self-searching, please enjoy ;)
    這是個曾經無憂無慮地自認為是青春少女的機器人自我探索的故事,請觀賞;)

    Shu-Fen is a famous robot physicist. Because of her new theory of time-space structure, she won the Nobel Prize. She even invented the time machine-- though till now it just can send consciousness back. Her closest friend Bob is another physicist. One day he spoke out his love Shu-Fen. However, Shu-Fen didn't say yes or no, she just invited Bob to her home. They would have a time travel that night---
    淑芬是有名的機器人物理學家.她發展出時空架構的新理論,還因此得了諾貝爾獎.淑芬甚至發明了時光機-- 雖然目前只能送意識回到過去.她的好朋友豹伯也是物理學家.他對淑芬的物理研究成果佩服不已,而且深深地受到淑芬超卓心智的吸引--即使那是人造的.豹伯對淑芬的好感漸漸轉為迷戀,他感覺到淑芬近於完美的心靈中,有著脆弱的角落.豹伯想保護淑芬,有一天他向淑芬告白,表達對她的愛.淑芬並沒有表示接不接受豹伯的愛,她只是邀請豹伯到她家.當晚,他們將會有著人類首次的時光旅行---

    "Hey, Bob. Say, why do you love me?"
    "Er, well, I love all of you. If I have to specify it, I will say I'm impressed by your mind. You have such an amazing mind. Just talking with you can make me feel excited. Oh, your creativity, your intellect, your great understanding of this world! Not only love you, I also admire you, respect you! You are my Muses!"
    "My mind? But I am a robot. This mind loved by you is... artificial."
    "What about artificial or not? I don't care! I just know there is a physicist named Shu-Fen, she is one of those greatest thinkers!"
    "Oh, thank you, Bob. Thank you for valuing me so much... It's really touching my heart-- if I have one, haha. Now I will bring you back to understand me more. Let's visit the poor girl."
    "豹伯,認真地告訴我,為什麼你愛我?"
    "呃,好的...很不好說,我愛妳的全部.沒有所謂的優缺點,我就是愛妳這個人,這個存在.硬要說的話,我深深地受到妳那獨特又美好的心智所吸引.那是多麼地令人驚奇啊!光是與妳交談,就能讓我感到興奮,彷彿向暢遊宇宙般刺激.呵,妳的創造力,妳的聰明才智,妳對這個世界的深刻了解,美一樣都如此美好!說實在的,我何止愛上妳,我還讚賞妳,尊敬妳!淑芬,妳即是我的謬思!妳的心靈是閃耀著無窮光芒的寶物!"
    "我的心靈?哈,我是個機器人噢.謝謝你,不過被你愛著的心靈是個...人造品."
    "那又如何?對一個講究理性的物理學家而言,人造非人造,與這心靈的美好又何干?我只知道這位名為淑芬的物理學家,足以名列史上最偉大的思考者!"
    "啊...豹伯,謝謝你.你這麼珍愛我的心靈, 完全不帶歧視.你真的感動了我的心--如果我的是真的話,哈哈...抱歉,豹伯,我不是要故意這麼說.好了,現在我可以放心帶你回到過去,來更深入地了解我.讓我們去拜訪那位可憐的女孩吧!"

-----------------------time traveling-----------------------
-----------------------少女穿越中-----------------------

    "Where are we? A basement?"
    "Yeah. Bob, I will let you see the fragile part of me. I have struggled hard to develop my mind from that time, I want to complete myself. However, there still exists a hole, a big and deep hole in my heart. Creativity, intellect, knowledge, physics, nothing can fill up that hole. See, there is a dismantled girl, have you seen her?"
    "Oh my...! What's that!? Hum? That's... that's YOU!?"
    "啊...到了嗎?淑芬,這裡是哪?好像是...地下室?"
    "是啊.豹伯,你是我最信賴的人,我將給你看我最脆弱的部份.從那時候起,我盡力掙扎,才慢慢地建立回原本已破碎的心,但還是不完整.我心中仍存在既深且大的洞.無論是創造力,聰明才智,知識還是物理學,都不足以填補那個洞.豹伯,我知道你有察覺到我心上的裂痕,沒錯吧?"
    "嗯,淑芬...我..."
    "你對我果然是全心全意呢,能遇到你真好.太好了,我可以把自己交給你,讓你把被拆碎的我組合回去.看,那邊有個被拆散的女孩子,看到沒?"
    "喔有...噢,天哪!那是...淑芬,那不就是妳嗎!?"

    "Yes, she was me-- twelve years ago. Her grandfather built her to replace the dead granddaughter. This poor girl didn't know anything about her truth, she enjoyed her happy time as a normal day by day. Sometimes she quarreled with her brother, sometimes she played cute to her boyfriend, sometimes she went shopping with her female friends, and... sometimes she buttered her grandfather up, haha. What a splendid old time!"
    "... I..."
    "However, her grandfather Kuo Tai-Ming finally died. Her brother didn't want this sister, he was afraid of sharing the inheritance with her. When this poor girl was taking her auto maintenance, he entered the lab and turned off the power, then he brought his sister's denergized parts to a warehouse..."
    "Kuo Tai-Ming? Isn't he the legendary trillionaire!?"
    "是,那就是我,十二年前的我.女孩的祖父製造她,來取代意外死亡的孫女.這可憐的丫頭不知道真相,還以為自己是真正的孫女,日復一日地享受著屬於青春女孩的幸福生活.有時她和哥哥拌嘴,有時在男友面前裝可愛,有時和朋友們去逛街,一起享受下午茶,有時候...向愛她的爺爺撒嬌,討零用錢花,哈哈哈...那是一段多麼美好的時光啊."
    "淑芬...我..."
    "不過呢,女孩的爺爺郭泰明,抵抗不了歲月的無情,還是去世了.女孩很傷心,但更悲傷的在後頭.女孩平常很照顧她的哥哥,怕會被分走財產,不要這個妹妹了.當女孩睡著後, 她的身體管理系統會接手,在她沒意識到的情況下, 進實驗室進行自動維護.她哥哥趁這機會,闖進實驗室關掉電源,接著把女孩失能的身體部位,一個一個地丟進倉庫..."
    "等等,郭泰明?是那個傳奇富翁嗎!?"

    "You are right. The poor girl's backup power was activated because of improper shutting operation of her body. She awoke from a deep sleep. In the dirty warehouse, she as scared to see her disassembled body parts. She found that she wasn't a real girl; she was composed of mechanical parts and electronic devices! What a bad joke!"
    "Bob, that's why I always try my best to create time machine. I want to heal over this poor girl's broken heart from the beginning. I will keep on improving my time machine so that I can really come back here one day. I will take her parts away before her awaking, and then modify her. I will build a new family for her, she will have robot grandfather and brother. I will supervise her system-- it's a piece of cake since she is previous me. She will never find she is a robot. Finally, another me will be formed to replace this me, and this me will vanish at the end."
    "你啊...光注意這點.沒錯啦,就是他啦,唉~ 可憐女孩的哥哥不知道她身上有緊急備用電源,此刻備用電源因女孩身體部位的不當操作自動啟動.女孩從深眠中醒來;對她而言,她應該還在寢室裡,爲爺爺的死哭著睡著,哪知下一刻,她的世界全變了樣.在髒亂的倉庫中,她極其驚恐地看著自己分離的肢體,發現自己不是真正的女孩子,原來是一些機械和電子零件的組合!這是個多麼殘酷的玩笑!她...嗚...太慘了,實在太慘了...女孩的身體部位和運作系統,還被錯誤的程序中止所害,彼此運作喪失了一致性,甚至互相干擾.機器女孩的系統與人工心靈,被錯誤運轉至面全非,讓女孩'享受'到難以想像的自我邏輯矛盾.後來女孩軟硬體的各部位雖漸漸地同步,把女孩的自我重新統整,但還是留下了許多細碎的裂痕.這個機器女孩,就是在爺爺死去和被哥哥丟棄的雙重悲傷,與自我及心智的運作裂痕下,渡過接下來的十二年."
    "豹伯,這就是我努力開發時光機的原因.我想回到當時,從一開始就治癒女孩的破碎心靈.我會繼續改良時光機,讓我能真的回來.屆時,我將帶走她的部位,好好改良她,讓她什麼異狀,都察覺不到.我還會幫她造一個溫暖的新家庭,她會與機械人爺爺及哥哥,一起共渡美好的人生.我會監控好她的系統,畢竟她是之前的我,這很簡單.她不再會發現自己是機器人.最後,另一個我會形成,取代這個我,而這個我會消失.豹伯,對不起.如果我成功了,你珍視的心靈將不存在..."

    "Shu-Fen, if this is your wish, then I vow to try my best to invent the real time machine earlier than you! I will come to heal the heart of previous you with love. Oh, that means I have to study robotics. Well, I will fight! I will show you, even you know yourself as a robot, your heart still won't be hurt! Maybe I am not as smart as you, but don't look down a man's will! You will get your happiness, I promise!"
    "Well, it looks that you are determined. Let's contest for our goals from now on. And, I have to say thank you again, my dearest Bob."
    "淑芬...如果這是妳的心願,我發誓會盡力在妳之前,建造真正的時光機!我會回來,以愛治癒之前的妳的心.啊...對,那表示我還得學機械人工程學.好!我要加油!我會證明給妳看,就算妳知道自己是機器人,妳的心也不會受傷害!喔~我不只會治好妳,讓妳從那一刻起幸福至今,還會讓妳仍然有能與目前相比擬的心智!來比賽吧!或許我不如妳聰明,但可別小看了男人的意志!看看是我還是妳,會決定機械女孩郭淑芬走的路!"
    "看來你是下定決心了...哈哈,這比賽好奇怪啊.好啊,就讓我們為各自的目的競爭吧.還有,我還是想再次謝謝你,我最親愛的豹伯.如果你成功,把自己交給你,也很不錯!"

Scientific Magical Girl Mei-Xian

有點資深的科學魔法少女 梅仙

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

Scientific Spell 充滿愛的科學魔法咒語
 
    Mei-Xian is a fembot, she married her creator, Dr. Lee. Although Lee loved Mei-Xian so much and treated her as well as he could, Mei-Xian still often complained about Lee of how unromantic he was: Mei-Xian liked supernatural beings and miracles; however, as a scientist, Dr. Lee didn't believe those things. Especially, though Mei-Xian herself was a scientific product, she would like to be a "magical lady", and she often bothered Lee and asked him to research how to enhance her to let her can cast magic spells. Lee was really at his wits' end about Mei-Xian's request.
    梅仙是個女機器人,她嫁給了她的創造者,李博士(梅仙都叫他老李).雖然老李非常地愛梅仙,盡其所能地呵護著她,梅仙仍然常抱怨老李的不浪漫.梅仙很喜歡超自然的事物和奇蹟,但老李身為科學家,並不相信那些.特別是梅仙自己雖為科學產物,她很想成為魔法"淑女",所以梅仙老是纏著老李,要他開發讓梅仙可以使用魔咒的技術.老李為了梅仙的要求絞盡腦汁,也想不出辦法.

    Several years passed through, Lee died because of cancer. After Lee's funeral, Mei-Xian reorganized things that Lee left. She found a strange book with a letter inside written by Lee--
    多年之後,老李得癌症掛了.當他的葬禮結束,梅仙檢視老李的遺物,發現了一本怪異的書,裡面還夾了老李的親筆信,裡面寫著---

    "Mei-Xian, my dearest wife, this book is my gift to you. I know your wish, but I'm sorry that I can't satisfy you to make you to be a real magical lady. However, I have tried my best to modify your body, now you can cast alternative spells-- the scientific spells. Try these spells written in this book, and hope you will like them."
    "梅仙,我最愛的老婆,這本書是我給妳的最後禮物.我知道你的夢想,可惜我太遜了,沒辦法把妳變成真正的魔法淑女,真不好意思.不過我有盡力研究,趁著維修妳的時候,改進妳的身體,現在妳可以使用另類的魔法咒語了--科學的魔咒.咒語我寫在書裡,試試看!希望妳會喜歡.讓妳開心,就是我最大的心願."

    Mei-Xian opened that book, then she read out one spell. Suddenly her body parts were separated, and they floated in the air.
    梅仙打開書,讀出所記載的咒語.突然間她的身體部位分離了,漂浮在空中.

    "Wow! Amazing!" Mei-Xian continued to try other spells. She found that she could shoot flames, make electric shocks, see through things, hypnotize others...
    "哇!好神奇!哈哈!"梅仙繼續試其他咒語.她發現她可以發射火球和電擊,還能透視,催眠...

    Mei-Xian felt touched. Dr. Lee never forgot her wish. Mei-Xian happily hugged the book, but she became sad soon:
    梅仙覺得好感動.老李從來沒有忘記她的心願啊!她幸福地抱緊書,然而突然難過起來:

    "Thank you, thank you so much, my dear husband. However, you hadn't written the most important spell in this book-- the spell which can revive you. I miss you so much! Even become a magical lady, how can I be happy without you..."
    "謝謝你,我最愛的老公,深深地謝謝你.可是啊,你怎沒把最重要的咒語寫進這本書呢?我想要能讓你復活的咒語啊.老公,我好想好想你.就算達成心願,能變身魔法淑女,沒有你,我又怎麼能快樂..."

Suitor 機械娘情人的適格者
 
    One man asked Mei-Xian to marry him. Mei-Xian told him:
    "Thank you for loving me. However, I am a robot."
    "Robot? Haha, you are kidding me!"
    "Sorry, but I'm afraid that it's the fact."
    "You... you mean it? But... Hey, I don't believe it. Mei-Xian, if you don't like me, just tell me!"
    "Well, it can't be helped. Fellow me."
    梅仙有了帥氣多金的追求者,他很有自信地要梅仙嫁給他.梅仙跟他說:
    "謝謝你的愛,可是我是個機器人,恐怕不適合."
    "機器人?哈哈,梅仙,妳開玩笑~妳別擔心妳不適合我啦,我高興就行.妳也喜歡我對吧."
    "呃...(其實我是說你不適合我...)抱歉,那恐怕是事實,我真的是機器人."
    "妳...認真的?可是...嘿!我才不信.梅仙,妳難道不喜歡我?說實話!"
    "...好吧,雖然不想讓你太難過,現在也只好給你自己瞧瞧了.跟我來吧."

*Mei-Xian took the guy to her lab*
*梅仙帶著那個男的到她的實驗室*

    "Okay, do you believe me now?"
    "Oh my....What's that!? (Eek) "
    "好了,現在你肯相信了嗎?"
    "天啊!那是啥?好驚悚!"

    "My alternative limbs. I set them onto this machine for stress-relief."
    "No, no way. Mei-Xian, you can't be a robot. I don't allow you to be a robot. No!!!!!"
    "Well, but I am already a robot..."
    "嗯,是我超驚悚的備份四肢.我把它們掛在這裝置,進行應力釋放.如何?要不要拿拿看?"
    "怎麼可能...不,梅仙,像妳這樣的女人,怎可能是噁心的機器人!我不允許妳變機器人啊!梅仙!"
    "唉,我就已經是個機器人啦,哪來變不變的.好啦,讓你看到心上人其實是噁心的機器組成,抱歉啦!我知道那感覺很不好,也不是想刺激你,對不起噢.還是謝謝你對我的心意,但你真的不適合當女機器人的情人..."

Elegant Robot Lady 優雅的機器淑女

    Fembot Mei-Xian was checking state of her mechanical body. When her friend invented her to go shopping, she smiled gracefully and asked her friend to wait.
    機械娘梅仙正在檢查她的機器之身.她的朋友剛好來找她去逛街,梅仙微笑著請她朋友稍等.她的笑容很優雅,朋友都看呆了.

    "Well, Mei-Xain, please tell me, how can I be as elegant as you? Being a robot?"

    "切~梅仙,教我啦,要怎麼跟妳一樣優雅?難道要變機器人?好羨慕喔!"

In The Name of Love 以愛之名,化身為鋼

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ バラバラ 解体 改造 メンテナンス

    Xin-Xiang is a famous scientist on bio-mechatronics engineering. She made significant breakthrough in researching cyborgs, her peers call her "young genius". One of her friends, Jia-Hao, loves her. One day, Xin-Xiang invited Jia-Hao to come to her lab, she had something needed to tell him. Jia-Hao was very nervous when he arrived the lab. He knocked the door. "Please come in," Xin-Xiang said.

    馨香是個有名的生物機械工程科學家,她在生化人研究方面有突破性的貢獻,同行們都視她為年輕的超級天才.家豪是馨香的朋友,而且還暗戀她.某日,馨香邀請家豪到她的實驗室,她有重要的事情要跟家豪談.家豪到了實驗室前,非常緊張地敲了門."請進."實驗室裡傳來了馨香的聲音.

    "Good morning, Xin... Oh! What the...? Xin-Xiang! What happens to you?"
    "Be calm, Jia-Hao. I just transformed myself into a fembot."
    "But why did you do this? That's so ridiculous!"
    "Not ridiculous at all! Jia-Hao, please listen to me. I has fallen in love with an artist, Ma-Long. However, he never paid attention to me. I noticed that he is infatuated with robots. He was so excited when talked robots with me. You see my present body, isn't it beautiful? Last month when Ma-Long saw this headless body built by me in my lab, he said that this is his angel, his destined lover, and how can she have no head, and so on. Then, I knew what I should do."
    "So you transfered your head to this body... Well, I'm sad, but that's your choice."
    "I know why you are sad. (smile) Jia-Hao, I have one thing to give you."

    "早安啊,馨...噢!馨香!!妳怎麼變成這樣!?天哪!!"
    "冷靜下來,家豪.我只是把自己改造成女機器人而已."
    "是嗎!但是妳為何要這麼做!!實在太莫名其妙,太可笑了!"
    "一點都不可笑!家豪,好好聽我說.我愛上一個藝術家,名叫馬龍,不過他不怎麼在乎我.後來我注意到,機器人非常吸引他.只要一談到機器人,他就很興奮,甚至可以說是迷戀了,所以啦..."
    "你看我現在的身體,很漂亮, 對吧?這是我自己製造的,可以結合人類的頭部.上個月馬龍在實驗室看到還沒有頭的她時,他說這是他的天使,是命中注定的愛人,還說怎麼可以讓她沒有頭之類的.然後我就知道我該怎麼做了."
    "所以妳把自己的頭轉到機器身體上啊... 唉,好吧,只能說這是妳的選擇..."
    "嗯.是啊...還有,我知道你會傷心,家豪...謝謝你,所以我叫你來實驗室,要給你一個禮物."

    Ka~ka~ka~ With those footfalls, a "lady" came to them.

    遠處傳來了喀喀喀的腳步聲,一位穿高跟鞋的"淑女"走向他們.

    "Xin-Xiang, what's that? Is it... YOUR BODY?"
    "My previous body. I know you love me, sorry but my heart belongs to another. However, being a woman, I don't just want to love. Being loved is also treasurable. Jia-Hao, I'm so selfish, I still want to enjoy your love on me. I will give my original body to you, would you be happy to own her?"
    "Ha...haha. I don't know what I shall say, haha...Wuwuu~(cry)"
    "Don't cry, Jia-Hao. In fact, you own most part of Xin-Hiang, the girl you love. I'm not Xin-Xiang, I'm just a fembot now. I do know that Ma-Long won't truly love me; he is just fascinated by the beauty of this body."
    "Well, one more thing. Xin-Xiang, I never saw you dressed like that. I want to ask, was that you who wore lovely skirt and high heels, FOR ME?"
    "Yes, I wore them when I was still Xin-Xiang, my head was still on my original body."
    "Ok, that's enough. I just want a moment of my dearest girl dressing up herself to make me happy. I will bring this girl home and take care of her forever. Goodbye to you, and may you have a nice time with that Ma-Long."
    "Thank you so much, Jia-Hao. Set her to receive your brainwaves, and she will be the girl who gets your thoughts the fastest!"

    "馨香!那是什麼!?難道是...不會吧,是妳的身體?"
    "是我之前的身體.我的頭轉置於這機械體上了,但我仍然保留下我的肉體,她還活著.家豪,其實我一直知道你愛我.對不起,我的心...最後還是給了別人.但是身為女人,我不想只是自己在愛人,我也想享受被愛著,被珍惜著的滋味.家豪,我好自私好自私,我不想放棄你對我的愛...對不起...我想把我原來的身體交給你,讓你珍惜她,你會...樂意嗎?"
    "哈..哈哈哈...是這樣啊...我不知道我該說什麼,馨香...嗚嗚...(啜泣)"
    "你哭了嗎,家豪?拜託,別難過...換個角度想,你擁有馨香的大部分,你仍然跟你愛的人在一起,我只拿走我的頭而已.事實上,我現在也不算是馨香了,只是個女機器人.馨香的身份,屬於跟你走的這個女孩,我只會當個馬龍的所有物...唉,我也不知道馬龍會不會真的愛我,或許他只是迷戀這副機械軀體的美感.畢竟他是個藝術家."
    "好吧,我答應妳,妳的身體給我吧,我會當成馨香,好好愛著她.對了,我從來沒看過妳穿成那麼漂亮.告訴我,妳讓身體穿上可愛的裙子和高跟鞋,是...為了我嗎?"
    "是啊.我是在當我還是馨香時穿上的.當我腳踩進那雙高跟鞋時,我的頭還在原來的身體上.家豪,我真的想當一個漂亮的女人,被你好好愛著,只是...原諒我..."
    "別說了馨香,這樣就好.只要有那麼一刻,我最親愛的女孩,是真心的為我打扮,想讓我開心,那就夠了.至少那時候妳還是完整的馨香,我心愛的人.好吧,我會帶這個馨香回家,永遠照顧她.妳的心還在這個馨香身上,可以了.頭要去變成誰的東西,就去吧.再見,祝妳能跟那個馬龍啥的共享幸福."
    "嗯,家豪,非常謝謝你.對了,她頸上我有裝了腦波接收器,你可以設定她接收你的腦波,這樣你一有什麼想法或念頭,你的馨香,永遠是第一個知道的!"

Supplement: how to feed it? 補充: 怎麼餵養"馨香"?

1. Feed her with correct foods to nutrilize her properly.
1. 請餵她正確的食物,來滋養她.

2. Do not feed her with foods that are not correctly processed, or her stomach would be hurt.
2. 千萬別餵她沒妥善處理過的食材,不然她的胃腸會受到傷害.

3. Do not feed her with bad foods. For example, if you wined her, it would cause the loss of self-control to her.
3. 千萬別餵她有害的食品.比如你若灌她酒,那會造成她喪失自我控制能力.

Robotic Love 機械式的愛情

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ バラバラ 解体 修理 メンテナンス 組み立て

    One day Johnny went to his girlfriend's house, he wanted to give her a surprise. However, when he opened the door, he was shocked---

"My sweet Rin, I come to visit you...Wow!! What are you doing?"
"Hi,Johnny. I am checking my software system. It's a bit strange recently that my thought can not correspond to emotion well."
"So that's why you lie on there and it seems that can't move."
"Yup, looks such unsightly... It can't be helped that my system resource is all for running test program and can't operate my body now.But it's still connected to me."
"Your chest has a wavy motion. Do you still have feeling?"
"Sure. And my emotion is generated in the heart inside my chest, thus my body must not be turned off."
"Haha. Oh, by the way,you shall see it..."
"Er? What do you try to do with my body?"
"Carry your body to the sofa. And... Ok! It's done, see!"
"On my feet... Wow, you buy a new pair of shoes for me?"
"And a necklace(put on). I know you love them since you looked at them obsessively in previous date."
"Oh,my dearest Johnny, I am so touched...hehehe...hoho"
"Um? Are you all right?"
"That's your fault. You mad my heart overheated and generates weird signals. I feel even more strangely! You have to take care of me!"
"Well, what shall I do?"
"You shall repair me. Open my breast panel, and hold my heart gently then...then... kiss it...(murmurs)"
"Yes Sir! That's my honor!(Kiss) Wow! I am the luckiest guy of the world!"

阿青和小鈴是男女朋友.某天阿青跑去小鈴家,想給她一個驚喜.阿青推開了小鈴家的門---

"哇咧!!小鈴,妳在幹嘛啊,怎麼這個樣子!"

小鈴的身體癱軟地躺在地上,而她的頭,並不在其應該在的位置上,被安裝於一台奇怪的機器.

"阿青,是你啊.沒事,我在檢查我的軟體系統啦.最近老覺得怪怪的,我腦中的想法和心中因而產生的情緒,對不太上..."

"所以妳在檢查妳的電子頭腦?難怪身體一動也不動地躺在那邊."

"是啊,很難看吧.沒辦法,我的系統資源都在支援測試了,沒得去操作身體."

"哦?妳身體關機了?"

"欸...男朋友,你還不夠了解你所愛之人的身體結構啊!我的心在身體啦,現在依然連著,不然怎產生情緒來做核對?"

"嘿嘿,不好意思.啊,我看到妳的胸部仍然起伏著,好像在呼吸一樣.妳的身體還是有感覺,對吧?"

"對啊,只是不能動而已."

"我知道了,嘿咻...欸."

阿青把小鈴的身體扶到沙發上,並把她不能動的手腳擺好,軀幹扶正.

"嗯?你幹嘛?"

"把妳的身體擺好啊.既然它還跟妳連著,那就是我心上人的一部份,當然要擺個美美的pose,妳說對吧?"

阿青擺好小鈴身體後,接著從他帶來的袋子中拿出東西,並抓著小鈴的腳,輕輕塞進那東西中.

"傻...傻瓜... 嗯,你摸我的腳?又在幹嘛?"

"嘿嘿,給妳驚喜啊.妳看!"

小鈴看到自己腳上多出了一雙鞋.

"啊,那雙鞋... 阿青,你買了雙鞋給我?"

"是的,而且還有項鍊(戴到小鈴頸上).小鈴,認識紀念日快樂!"

"(鼻濕)阿青...謝謝...我好感動.而且你竟然還能選到我喜歡的鞋和項鍊..."

"呵,上次約會就注意到妳在看啥啦.你看到這些時的眼神,閃亮亮的哩,哈哈."

"是這樣啊...阿青我好喜歡你,你讓我覺得好幸福喔...唔,嘻嘻,欸嘿嘿嘿,噢~~!"

"小鈴!妳怎麼了?沒事吧?"

"都怪你啦~~ 你讓我的心產生太多情感,過熱異常了.現在都出現一堆情緒怪訊號,我變得更奇怪了啦!!!"

"是喔,那該怎麼辦?"

"當然你要負責囉!阿青,你得修好我,我教你怎麼處理."

"喔,好的,小鈴.不過我不太懂妳的身體,只能努力試了.妳要看好啊,我會怕弄壞妳..."

"誰教你之前沒好好了解.好吧,首先打開我身體前維修蓋,在胸腔那邊."

"好...打開了!哇!好刺激啊!我正在打開我心上人的身體!我愛的在裡面嗎!喔喔!"

"啐,少三八了.接著小心的將我的心取出,輕輕地放在手上..."

"喔喔喔!妳的心!我最珍貴的寶物!再來呢!"

"然後...然後溫柔地握著它,輕輕地吻...吻我的心..."

"哇喔!是這樣!!好的,謹遵所囑辦理!!!哈哈哈哈哈!(吻)天哪!我是全世界最幸福的男人!!!"

"笨蛋阿青...(羞) 謝謝你喔,阿青,這顆心就交給你了..."

"沒問題,小鈴!我會珍惜妳的心,珍惜一輩子!能愛上妳,真的是太好了!"

Pure-Hearted Girlish Machine Manami

純情少女型機械: 榎愛菜美

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド

メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 メンテナンス 組み立て

    愛菜美的起源是這邊 http://kataribe.com/HA/06/C/0328/ ,她是我很喜歡的機娘, 特別喜歡這個場景 http://kataribe.com/HA/06/G/200306/0028/

    因此我做了她的漫畫,希望您也會喜歡可愛的愛菜美:)

    I used to like a character named Manami very much.She can take apart her own body and mantain herself: 

http://kataribe.com/HA/06/G/200306/0028/ 

    So I made a comic to give my regards to Manami.Hope you will like Manami,too :P 

愛菜美 IN 青春期

Robot Girl's Adolescence

Mei-Hua: The Most Useful Fembot

機械式傢俱少女 美華

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド

メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 メンテナンス 組み立て

PART 1

*Ding-Dong-* 

    Mei-Hua ringed the doorbell. She is a second hand fembot. Today she would meet her new buyer first time.
    "I have been sold again," Mei-Hua thought, "After all I am not that versatile as those newest models. Sigh,dunno my new buyer will like me or not...Wow!"
    Because of her nervousness, Mei-Hua walked incautiously and kicked the step. She fell down, and it broke her body up---

    機械娘美華來到了她的新家,準備見買下她的新主人.雖然她對自己的外貌很有自信,相信新主人會喜歡她,然而美華還是緊張的在門口摔了一跤---

 
 PART 2

After successfully reassembling her body, Mei-Hua stood up, and she recalled her previous hard time.

    "I hope I'll meet a kind master this time," Mei-Hua thinks, "that guy ever owned me is...sigh,I don't want to recall him anymore."
    Mei-Hua's former owner didn't view robot as his friend or partner; in fact, he treated his own robot as a sex slave, even a toy.

    美華組裝好自己散開來的肢體,她回想起了之前悲慘的遭遇--她曾有過一個壞主人...

 PART 3

    "Nice to meet you,my new master!"
    "Oh,Mei-Hua,welcome to my house! You can call me A-Kai. Such a hi-tec fembot like you will be very helpful to me!"
    "Wow,thank you for your kindly words, haha! (though I am an old type robot)"
    New master looks pretty friendly. Mei-Hua thinks she will have a good time with him.

    However---

    一切都過去了.新主人看起來人很好,美華覺得自己可以展開幸福的新生活了.然而---

PART 4

One week later--

    "Haha!Mei-Hua!I have completed the Central Process & Command Relay Unit!Try to connect it!"
    "Oh?Well,I prefer to name it as My Poor Torso..."
    "Hey!It's not your torso,Mei-Hua the Supervisor & Sweeper.It's one of your colleagues for serving me!"
    "That's right.Such my torso is a trash container now,I think my name will be better to be Mei-Hua the Trash Eater,hum?"
    "Don't be that depressed,you see,now you are the supervisor of Mei-Hua Automatic Household System!You control five thinking appliances!"
    "...Shall I be happy?Those are,oh,were my hands,legs,and other body parts!"

    新主人很會利用美華的"優點",現在她是"美華自動家務處理系統"了,可喜可賀.