2016年4月20日 星期三

Build Your Private Idol 打造你的專屬偶像

    Hoshimi is a famous idol. Being such a cute and vivid girl, she is very popular among youths. However, there is only one Hoshimi, but many guys love her. It means that none of her fans can truly get her love.
    星美是很有名的偶像.她可愛又活潑,在年輕人中非常有人氣.然而,世界上有很多人愛著星美,但世界上也只有一個星美.她的粉絲事實上沒人可以真的得到星美的愛.

    Fortunately, Hoshimi's management company finally solved the problem by building and selling robot Hoshimi. You can bring your beloved Hoshimi home easily, just buy one.
幸好星美的經紀公司解決了這個問題,他們製造並販售機器星美.你可以很簡單地帶你愛的星美回家,只要買個她.


    Your private Hoshimi is waiting for you.
    還等什麼?專屬於你的星美,還在等著你呢!

2016年4月9日 星期六

Bad service 糟糕的服務


Fembot Liz goes to "Machine Doctor" Kelvin's place for maintenance.
機娘麗茲去找機器醫生,幫她維修機體.

"Welcome! Miss, I am glad to serve you."
"Hello, doctor. I am a robot, and I need you to maintain my body."
"It's my pleasure. Please wait me for completing my work, just a while. You can take off your clothes first."
"Er, I guess that I don't need to take off my clothes..."
"What? If you don't do it, how can I repair, or modify, or reform your body?"
"Well, I don't need myself to be repaired, modified, or reformed this time. I come here for routine body check and device software update. You have to disassemble me for the purpose, but you don't need to open my body up."
"I don't need to open your body up? Oh my, what a boring case!"
"Huh? Doctor?"
"Anyway, I will maintain your dull body. Business is business."
"My... my dull body~! >_<"
"Shut up and stand here."
"歡迎光臨!小姐,很高興能服務妳."
"醫生你好.我是機器人,想請你維修我."
"這是我的榮幸.請再等一下,我快完成手頭工作了.妳可以先脫衣服."
"呃,我應該不需要脫掉衣服吧..."
"咦?如果妳沒脫,我怎麼修理,修改,或改造妳的身體呢?"
"我不是來被修理,修改,或改造身體的啦!只是來定期檢查部位,和維護各部裝置軟體的.你只要拆解我各部位就好了,不需要打開我身體內部."
"不用打開妳的身體?喔,好一個無聊的案子!"
"蛤?醫生,你說啥?"
"好吧,沒差.我會維修妳的無趣笨體.生意就是生意"
"我...我的笨體... ><"
"閉嘴,站這邊."
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"...Hey doctor."
"What the?"
"Why do you treat my body parts this way?"
"What's wrong? I have done anything to your body which you asked me to do."
"But why don't you treat my parts more gently!? you threw my headless torso onto the table, pulled my wires out of my body so rudely, hung my right leg without support, stepped on the tiptoe of my left leg for standing it, and now even let me to hold my detached head on my own!"
"Haha, your boring body parts just mean machine pieces to me, and I treat them in the correct way for treating machines."
"Alas... Doctor, as a robot, I am really made up of machine pieces; but I am also a girl! A girl, A GIRL! You do hurt my feelings, what a bad service!"
"...欸,醫生."
"怎樣啦."
"你怎麼可以這樣對待我的身體部位?"
"有問題嗎?妳要我做的都做啦."
"可...可是你就不能對我身體溫柔點!?你把我軀體扔到修理桌,粗魯地從我體內拉出纜線,懸吊我的右腳而沒有支撐,踩我的左腳腳尖來直立他,然後還讓我自己拿拆下來的頭!"
"哈,妳的無聊身體,對我來講就是些機械組件,而我是用對待機械的適當方式對待它們啊."
"唉...醫生,是,我是機器人,由機械零件組成;但我也是女孩子!女孩子!女孩子!你這樣對我,傷透我的感受,真是太差勁的服務!"

2016年3月31日 星期四

Maintenance Or Repair? 維護或是修理?


Do you like which one? 你喜歡哪一種?

Maintenance 維護

Repair 修理

"Huh... It takes me a lot of effort to repair you. Do you feel better?"
"Oh, I can sense my body and move my limbs now! Thank you, little genius technician!"

2016年3月25日 星期五

She Is Still Here 她還在


    Lauren was Peter's robot girlfriend. They loved each other so deeply that they ever thought they enjoy their happiness forever. However, there is no eternal happiness in this world.
    勞拉是彼得的機器人女友.他們深愛彼此,以為可以永遠享受共有的幸福.然而,這個世界不存在永遠.

    Two years ago, the couple met a robber. The robber was going to shoot Peter, and Lauren jumped to Peter for protecting him. Lauren's head was shoot into pieces, and Peter was saved because of Lauren's sacrifice.
兩年前,他們遇到歹徒.當歹徒射擊彼得時,勞拉躍向彼得,以身體保護他.勞拉的頭被射成碎片,而彼得因勞拉的犧牲而獲救.

    Peter was astonished. He held Lauren's feeble headless body in his arms speechlessly and cried. Later he brought it... no, brought her home.
    彼得非常震驚.他抱著勞拉的身體,哭到說不出話.接著他帶勞拉的身體回家.


    Peter placed Lauren's body in their living room, just like she is still living there. Though Lauren's identity and mind were gone with her head, but Peter knows that her heart which drove Lauren to love Peter is inside her body.
    彼得輕輕地把勞拉的身體擺在客廳中,如同她還在家中生活.雖然勞拉的身分和心智隨著頭部一起消失,但彼得知道,勞拉愛著他的那顆心,仍舊在身體裡.

    That's right, she is still here.
    是啊,她還在這裡.

2016年3月11日 星期五

My Dear Robo-Mother 親愛的機器媽媽

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

"Jessica! Don't play all day long! How about your homeworks?"
"Jessica! Be careful! Stop running around!!"
"Jessica! Put down your ice cream and eat vegetables!"
"Jessica! Don't force me to shout at you every time!"
"Jessica~~!!! Wow! I'm almost tired to be your mother! Jes---"
"潔西卡! 整天只知道玩! 妳的作業呢?"
"潔西卡! 小心點! 別跑來跑去!!"
"潔西卡! 放下冰淇淋,來吃蔬菜!"
"潔西卡! 別逼我每次都要吼妳!"
"潔西卡~~!!! 哇啊! 我再也受不了當妳媽了! 潔西---"

"Enough. Head computer, cease the function of being my mother."
"Bi-bibibi-- FUNCTION CEASED, MASTER JESSICA."
"Great, then let Sophia hand you to me, head."
"UNDERSTAND."
"夠了. 頭部電腦, 中止妳當我媽的功能."
"嗶-嗶嗶嗶-- 功能已中止, 潔西卡主人."
"好的, 接下來讓索菲亞把你遞給我, 頭部."
"知道了."

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Jessica's parents died in an accident last year. Although she is a genius, Jessica is still also a kid and she really needs a mother. Finally Jessica created one for herself, the robot Sophia.
潔西卡的雙親去年死於意外.雖然身為天才,潔西卡依舊是個小孩,她需要媽媽.於是潔西卡爲她自己造了一個媽,機器人索菲亞.

"Dear mother," Jessica embraces Sophia's head gently, "please don't be
 too harsh to me. I know you do that for my sake, but I'm still a kid >_<"
"親愛的媽媽," 潔西卡輕柔地把索菲亞的頭抱入懷中, "別對我太嚴厲嘛. 我知道妳是爲我好, 但我還只是個小孩 >_<"

"Jessica, I am the head computer but I access the heart in restricted mode temporarily.
 I am curious that why do you let me, your creation play the role as your mother?"
"潔西卡, 我是頭部電腦,但前可以暫時以限制模式存取我的心.我很好奇妳爲什麼讓我這妳製造出的成品,扮演妳母親的角色?"

"Hey, since you can access the heart, you're not just the computer, you are my mother Sophia now, at least the alternative Sophia. You are my mother, my dearest mother, it doesn't need any reason, Sophia."
"欸, 既然你可以存取心了, 就不該算作頭部電腦, 妳目前就是我媽媽索菲亞,至少也是不太一樣的索菲亞.妳是媽媽,我最親愛的媽媽,這不需要任何理由,索菲亞."

"Jessica... I am so glad that you still admit me as Sophia even in such mode... You are my master actually, but my heart pounds violently when I consider you as my daughter. Oh, is it disrespectful to you?"
"潔西卡...我好高興,即使我在頭身分離的機器人模式,妳仍然承認我是索菲亞...妳事實上是我的主人,但當我思索把妳當我女兒的念頭時,我的心跳得好激烈啊.噢,這是不是對妳有點不敬?"

"Of course not! You are my mother no matter whatever you think what you are!"
"當然不!不管妳把自己當成啥,妳就是我媽媽!"

"Oh~ my dear, so... How about your homework, Jessica?"
"噢~親愛的~所以,妳的作業寫的怎樣了?"

"Wow, I am disciplined by you even when your head is in my hands. Amazing, hahahahaha~"
"哇,即使妳的頭還在手中,我被妳管教了!好妙啊,哈哈哈哈~"

2016年3月1日 星期二

Me 我

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

"Here's me, there's me, so what is me?
 I am here, I am there, I exist everywhere!"
"這邊有我,那邊有我,我到底是啥?
我在這裡,我在那裡,我無所不在!"

2016年2月20日 星期六

Visitor 訪客

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド

メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て
About robot high school girl Koshi, please read:
關於機械女高中生小石,請參閱:
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2015/07/sunshine-girl-koshi-part-koshi-is-most.html
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2015/07/sunshine-girl-koshi-part-b-as-robot.html
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2015/07/sunshine-girl-koshi-part-c-finally.html
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2015/07/sunshine-girl-koshi-artificial-genius.html

    Koshi ever had a robot friend named Takuya. Compared with Koshi, Takuya is much backward and low-end. He had envied at once, but Koshi never looked down him and always treated him sincerely, they became good friends.
    小石曾經有個機器人朋友,名字叫拓也.比起小石,拓也落後又低階.他曾經忌妒小石,但小石從未瞧不起他,而且真心相待,因此他們後來成為要好的朋友.

    However, Takuya's owner didn't like him. She really didn't want to spend money on the maintenance of Takuya's body. Finally Takuya's original body was ruined, and his owner deformed him to be an ugly bot with his spare parts.
    然而拓也的主人不喜歡他.她不想花太多錢在維護拓也的身體上.最後拓也原來的身體爛掉了,他主人用他剩下的零件和部位,勉強把他改造成還能活動的怪胎機器人.

    Takuya was sad and depressed. He locked himself in his owner's house and didn't want to meet anyone, especially Koshi. Being robots, Koshi was way too perfect to him.
    拓也既失望又傷心,他把自己關在主人的家裡,不想見任何人,特別是小石.同樣身為機器人,對於現在的他而言,小石完美得過度耀眼,簡直是對他自己的諷刺.

    One day, poor Takuya had a visitor. He opened the door unwillingly--
    某天,有訪客要找拓也.他不太情願地打開門--

"Hello... Wow! What the hell...Koshi!?"
"Hi, Takuya! How have you been doing recently? I miss you so much! X3"
"Ouch! Hey, don't jump on me, okay? And what's up with you... and your body?"
"Hum? Oh, you mean it?"
"你好...哇!這是啥鬼...小石!?"
"嗨,拓也!你最近過得怎樣?我好想你喔! X3"
"噢!小心,別猛跳向我好嗎!還有,妳怎變成這模樣?"
"嗯?你是說這個?"


"Haha, I want to look things in a new angle, so I moved my head to this vehicle. Takuya, you see, we are so similar!"
"Er, I... Well, I get it, you are showing your sympathy for me, right?"
"No, Takuya. I just want to look you horizontally. Aren't we friends? Now let's play together!"
"Enough! Don't play good, you still have your perfect body, and you can return to it to be a wonderful robot girl anytime!"
"You say this? (click a button) Dalalala!!"
"Oh my... You take your body into pieces!?"
"Hee, that's right! Now the perfect body you said becomes a pile of spare parts, and I am truly a funny small bot now! Will you accept this me to be your friend?"
"Koshi... You are really... really a fool, a gentle fool..."
"哈哈,我想以不同的角度看事物,所以我把頭裝到這機器上.拓也,你看,現在咱們超像的!"
"呃,我...好吧,我懂了,妳是想表現對我的同情,沒錯吧?"
"才不呢.我只是想從同樣的高度看你,因為我們不就是朋友嗎?好啦,一起玩!"
"夠了!別裝好人,妳依然擁有妳原來完美的身體,妳隨時可以變回去,當你的超棒機器人少女!"
"你指旁邊這副軀體?看著...(按按鈕)搭啦啦啦!"
"天哪...妳拆了妳自己的身體!?"
"嘻,沒錯!現在你說的美妙身體不見啦,變成一堆零件,而我也澈底成為滑稽的小機器人了.現在,你接受我當你的朋友了嗎?"
"小石...QQ 妳真的是...真的是個傻瓜,超級溫柔的傻瓜... ><"