Bad service 糟糕的服務

Fembot Liz goes to "Machine Doctor" Kelvin's place for maintenance.
機娘麗茲去找機器醫生,幫她維修機體.

"Welcome! Miss, I am glad to serve you."
"Hello, doctor. I am a robot, and I need you to maintain my body."
"It's my pleasure. Please wait me for completing my work, just a while. You can take off your clothes first."
"Er, I guess that I don't need to take off my clothes..."
"What? If you don't do it, how can I repair, or modify, or reform your body?"
"Well, I don't need myself to be repaired, modified, or reformed this time. I come here for routine body check and device software update. You have to disassemble me for the purpose, but you don't need to open my body up."
"I don't need to open your body up? Oh my, what a boring case!"
"Huh? Doctor?"
"Anyway, I will maintain your dull body. Business is business."
"My... my dull body~! >_<"
"Shut up and stand here."
"歡迎光臨!小姐,很高興能服務妳."
"醫生你好.我是機器人,想請你維修我."
"這是我的榮幸.請再等一下,我快完成手頭工作了.妳可以先脫衣服."
"呃,我應該不需要脫掉衣服吧..."
"咦?如果妳沒脫,我怎麼修理,修改,或改造妳的身體呢?"
"我不是來被修理,修改,或改造身體的啦!只是來定期檢查部位,和維護各部裝置軟體的.你只要拆解我各部位就好了,不需要打開我身體內部."
"不用打開妳的身體?喔,好一個無聊的案子!"
"蛤?醫生,你說啥?"
"好吧,沒差.我會維修妳的無趣笨體.生意就是生意"
"我...我的笨體... ><"
"閉嘴,站這邊."
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"...Hey doctor."
"What the?"
"Why do you treat my body parts this way?"
"What's wrong? I have done anything to your body which you asked me to do."
"But why don't you treat my parts more gently!? you threw my headless torso onto the table, pulled my wires out of my body so rudely, hung my right leg without support, stepped on the tiptoe of my left leg for standing it, and now even let me to hold my detached head on my own!"
"Haha, your boring body parts just mean machine pieces to me, and I treat them in the correct way for treating machines."
"Alas... Doctor, as a robot, I am really made up of machine pieces; but I am also a girl! A girl, A GIRL! You do hurt my feelings, what a bad service!"
"...欸,醫生."
"怎樣啦."
"你怎麼可以這樣對待我的身體部位?"
"有問題嗎?妳要我做的都做啦."
"可...可是你就不能對我身體溫柔點!?你把我軀體扔到修理桌,粗魯地從我體內拉出纜線,懸吊我的右腳而沒有支撐,踩我的左腳腳尖來直立他,然後還讓我自己拿拆下來的頭!"
"哈,妳的無聊身體,對我來講就是些機械組件,而我是用對待機械的適當方式對待它們啊."
"唉...醫生,是,我是機器人,由機械零件組成;但我也是女孩子!女孩子!女孩子!你這樣對我,傷透我的感受,真是太差勁的服務!"