2019年12月4日 星期三
2019年11月29日 星期五
2019年7月5日 星期五
2019年5月12日 星期日
Malfunctioned Robot Wife Comes Again
Robot wife series:https://baseoffembot.blogspot.com/2014/06/when-i-get-home-my-wife-always-pretends.html
https://baseoffembot.blogspot.com/2014/06/when-i-get-home-my-wife-always-pretends_4.html
https://baseoffembot.blogspot.com/2014/06/when-i-get-home-my-wife-always-pretends_5.html
https://baseoffembot.blogspot.com/2014/06/when-i-get-home-my-wife-always-pretends_6.html
"Oh... Well, I may do too over to my body this time... Anyway, my dear husband will totally fix me surely, he loves me so much!^^"
2019年5月7日 星期二
Screwed Up
When fembot Shio played with friends on the beach, she forgot that her shoes are her extended body parts and threw them at others. Her right shoe crashed into rocks and got malfunctioned.It carried additional personality setting about Shio, so Shio felt that she lost a part of her ego instantaneously. "Oh no! I screwed up myself! Who can help me! ><" Shio yelled.
2019年5月1日 星期三
You Find Me
"Finally, you find me. Thank you for working so hard on finding me. You even gave my body a lovely bouquet..."
"Because you're a robot."
"...Well, as a girl, I am not pretty, not sexy, but you still insisted on searching for the last part of me..."
"Because you're a robot."
"...That's fine. In my words, I say-- you like me, right? Even without seeing my face, you still can... can... LOVE ME? Oh my..."
"Because you're a robot."
"Oh yeah, I am a robot. Even I am not a real one, you still can love. I..."
"That's all because you're a robot."
"Hey! Can you stop that!? I am just enjoying the romantic feeling, how can you--"
"I say, I like you because you're a robot. I love robots!!! Be my girlfriend and let me research you detailedly, okay?"
"TwT Ahahaha, I think I have met my soulmate, but he's actually a freak guy..."
2019年4月25日 星期四
A True Engineer
"I... I permit you to see my body! Have you seen how beautiful it is?"
"Yeah, really beautiful."
"Oh, really? Do you mean... my round breasts? My thin waist? Or my bouncy thighs? Heehee, you are so erotic...XD"
"...Well, not any one of them at all. I like your body because it's full of engineering beauty. To me, the inner mechanical structure is the only colorful part of your body."
2019年4月21日 星期日
Self Software Fixing
Fembot Wan-Yin got some problems with her main system, but she had no enough money to fix it in a legal way. She had no choice but sneaking into the robot doctor's private lab to make use of his resources in repairing herself without his permission.
Wan-Yin detached her head and connected her body to the software-checking instrument. She was so nervous because she knew that she didn't have much time. Her brain was operating at full rate to conduct her main system to communicate with robot doctor's devices.
"Wait... What shall I do next? Alas, I don't have enough knowledge even when it comes to my own system... Orz" Wan-Yin became more nervous. Can She fix herself before the robot doctor coming back? No one knows...
2019年4月16日 星期二
Manami: Morden Art
Manami's friend asked for her help. He wanted to build a modern art piece, and he needed Manami to lend him her power for completing the work.
"My power?" Manami got confused.
"Yes, your power."
"Well, I will try... What is the theme?"
"The title shall be <WHAT IS ME>. I will explore the relation between the meaning of one's self and technology in my work."
"...Okay, though I don't really get it, I will help you."
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Later, Manami's friend completed that artwork.
"...<WHAT IS ME>? Modern art? What the hell? Oh gosh, I should not promise him to help... :-S "
2019年4月4日 星期四
Feel Tired
Robot heroine Jennifer just completed her mission. She went back her house and did some check on her body on her own. When her body had been connected to her maintenance equipment, Jennifer felt a bit eased. She committed her body to the equipment, just like committing herself to it. Although she is the most advanced and powerful, she was tired.
"Others always regard me as a super heroine, but... am I really one?" Ability means duty, since Jennifer owns such an invincible body, of course she has to take the responsibility for protecting people. However, in her heart, she is just a normal girl, young, sweet but also weak.
Jennifer looks at her powerful body. is this really hers? Jennifer doubts about that.
2019年3月25日 星期一
2019年3月21日 星期四
2019年3月16日 星期六
Your Own Terminator
I have received a message from the future. The enemy will send a robot killer here to murder me. But don't worry, they also will send a terminator to protect me. They ask me to come home quickly. My terminator is there right now.Wow, my own terminator. He must be very strong, very powerful. He is the most mighty robot. The enemy robot will be torn apart ASAP if it is going to fight my terminator. Awesome! I shall go home and have a look...
"Ah... You get back home really quickly, my master. I am the terminator who come here to protect you, nice to meet you."
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:-o :-o :-o :-o Oh no, she looks so weak!!!
"Achoo!! Ouch, I feel a bit cold. I can't carry clothes when I travel the time, so I am nude... Can you buy me some fine clothes, my master?"
Achoo? She got sick? Bad! She isn't likely weak, she's really weak! Gosh, who can protect me!? (T-T)
"Huh? Are you looking at my body, master? It seems that you have noticed those wounds. Well, when I arrived this dimension and planed to go to your home, a mad dog came to attack me and damaged my body slightly. But I finally drove him away successfully, master! I am so strong, and my body is invincible!"
Hahaha... Please... My dear terminator, please don't say anything, don't tell me about the severe truth, please... I know I will die soon...
2019年3月12日 星期二
2019年3月7日 星期四
Self-Repairing Kit
Today is a big day for fembot Mei-Hua. Her master built a self-repairing kit for her. Mei-Hua is trying her new toy excitedly."Wow~ This is made for me~ XD I am sooooooo happy! Thank you, my dearest master!"
Mei-Hua turns her torso around. She opens her own body and looks at her internal components. Today, she will become the expert in researching the cutest(?) robot!
2019年3月2日 星期六
I Am Not Sick
Elisa felt sick, and Jack was volunteer to take care of her."Cough! Cough!"
"Oh, Elisa, your condition even became worse. Please go to see a doctor, I beg you... QQ"
"Haha, Jack, thank you. I can't go to see a doctor, because... hummm..."
"Because of what? You have caught a cold, and a doctor will deal with it very well!"
"Okay, let me tell you why. I know that you are wholehearted to me, so I will show you my secret..." Elisa takes off her shirt.
"Have you seen through my inner body?"
"Ouch! What the... Elisa, you're... you're a..."
"Yeah, I am not a human girl. I am a robot," Elisa smiles sadly, "Jack, do you still love me?"
2019年2月26日 星期二
Sore Neck
"Wow! Sasha, what's up with you?"
"Nothing, just take a rest. My neck got tired off because of carrying my head. Oh, it's so sore! Will you like to massage it for me?"
"Of course... not. Why do I have to massage a fembot's neck?"
"Hey! You're not a gentleman! How could treat a lady like this!?"
"Well, that's a question of philosophy-- is a fembot can be counted as a lady?"
"Sure! A robot lady is a lady definitely! Go to learn more logic! I say, YOU!!! You always tease me, always drive me crazy! >_<"
2019年2月21日 星期四
Return It To Me!!
"Oh, you... You take it away from my body!? I can't believe it!!!"
"Take what? I have no idea about what you say."
"Don't fool around with me! It's my chip, you definitely know! How do you dare to touch that chip of me?"
"That chip?"
"That chip!!! Without that chip, I won't have any feeling about something!! :angry: "
"Something?"
"Hey! Don't force me to say that! >_<"
2019年2月17日 星期日
2019年2月10日 星期日
Defeated
Fembot Ruby was so proud of her mighty body. It's so advanced, tough, powerful and capable. In fact, Ruby considered that her own body is perfect and invincible, it would always comply with her wish and protect her from any enemy. However, today Ruby finally found that her mighty body still had its weakness.Ruby met as group of enemy robots. She fought and destroyed some of them, but soon she made a tactical error because of carelessness. She detached her head and right leg for assaulting more scattered enemies, but a stealthy enemy robot electric shocked her body junctions of her separated parts. Her head and left leg lost remote connections to her main body for a short time, and it was enough for the enemy robots to occupy her pieced body parts.
Her main body system is still pretty rigid and tries to conserve itself, but it loses information and situation awareness come from her own head. If the enemy can manipulate her head, they also can manipulate her main body system by sending it edited information. It's just a problem of time that the enemy will own Ruby's body which she prided herself on...
2019年2月6日 星期三
Electric Power
--In a night, there are two robots---"Okay, most parts of your body have been checked. Is there anything else that you need me to help you with?"
"Oh, thank you. I feel so great because of your help. Just one more thing: I need your electric power...(opens the chest cover)"
"Huh? I think that you're full charged... Anyway, a piece of cake--(takes her chest electric cable and goes to plug it into a power supply)"
"oops, no, not there. I just need 'your' ecectric power which stored inside you. You... you should know where my cable shall go >_<"
2019年2月3日 星期日
Robotic New Year Show
" Pei-Chi, where are you?" Pei-Chi's creator calls her to come to him. It's almost the Chinese new year, and he has a plan.
Pei-Chi arrives, and her creator Feng-Wei asks her to change clothes. " Feng-Wei, I have dressed myself up with that new year suit, but why do you take off my head?" Pei-Chi asks.
" For the new year show, Pei-Chi," Feng-Wei replies, " you will perform the show in the robotic way."
" The robotic way?" Pei-Chi feels curious.
" Yes, the robotic way." Feng-Wei answers determinedly.
------On The Stage------
" Well, I shall know, it's his robotic way..." Pei-Chi is dancing and singing on the stage. However, she looks not happy.
" Pei-Chi, smile, smile!" Feng-Wei tells Pei-Chi don't forget to smile through cellphone app.
" Don't talk to my system directly with your stupid app!"
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Well, everybody, happy Chinese new year! XD
2019年1月31日 星期四
Rest On Motorcycle
My girlfriend Ting-Ya is a fembot, but she never knows that. In fact, it's the top secret between Ting-Ya's body and me.
Once Ting-Ya didn't like me despite I always love her very much. She preferred to get along with another handsome boy, Da-Lu. Da-Lu is also one of my friends. We three often went to the seaside and played all day long together.
Unfortunately, one day Da-Lu had a quarrel with Ting-Ya and left us earlier. I accompanied Ting-Ya to stroll along the cliff. Suddenly Ting-Ya fell.
I rode my motorcycle and went to rescue Ting-Ya. When I went to her, she stood up and walked to my motorcycle. She looked in bad condition, and I horribly found that she is a robot. Ting-Ya lay down on my motorcycle, then she said: "Need help, need help, need help..."
No, not said by her, just by her body. Actually Ting-Ya didn't exist in that moment. It was her body who asked for help. Her body told me that it could repair itself with its devices and nanomachines, but it still needed materials and help. Amazingly, I talked to a robotic body which belonged to the one I love. I asked Ting-Ya's body to let Ting-Ya to hold me tight when I rode my motorcycle and took her back to her house. Oh, don't misunderstand, I did it for safety, not for my desire.
Finally, Ting-Ya had been fixed, and her body helped me to win her heart. Now Ting-Ya is my girlfriend, a lovely robot girlfriend.
2019年1月27日 星期日
Not Me
Yu-Yu tumbled over and hit her head on the concrete. She surprisingly found that even her neck got broken, she still could move. The secret is, Yu-Yu is a robot.Yu-Yu got astonished so much, and she refused to recognize her real self. Not just because that she is a robot as she never knew it; the real reason is, Yu-Yu's robotic body makes she look like a cheap and ridiculous robot.
"Hum! Look at that funny spring! Look at that broken cable! Am I a robot which comes from a satirical cartoon? And what is this stupid screw which fell out from my neck!? Is this a part of me? Oh my..."
Yu-Yu closes her eyes, she refuses to accept the truth.
2019年1月20日 星期日
2019年1月17日 星期四
Guard Turret & Spy Robot
Fembot agent Helena has a new mission. She has to invade and investigate a secret criminal base. Inside the base, she finds some patrol bots. Helena decides to make use of those enemy bots. She captures and dismembers some of them, then she analyzes components of those bots with her own advanced and mighty body. If her body can handle software and hardware of those bots, she will refit her body with them to separate herself into two robots.Her main body will become the "guard turret", and her head will become the "spy robot". The optical observing and fire-control assembly taken from the enemy bot gets attached to Helena's headless neck. It will direct Helena's body to shoot. Helena's head goes with the lower half of another spider-like bot. This new tiny spy will make the reconnaissance more easy.
2019年1月14日 星期一
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