2016年12月23日 星期五

Angry Husband 憤怒老公

"Where is my wife's torso? Tell me before I kill you, or... DIE!!"


2016年12月3日 星期六

Confess 告白


"I have read all of your touching love stories about female robots. I am deeply moved!"

"Wow, thank you so much! It's my pleasure that you enjoy my works."

"I can sense your sincere love toward robot girls, and I believe, if a robot girl was loved by you, she would be absorbed in her happiness!"

"I don't know, the only thing I can guarantee is I will love her fullheartedly."

"Oh~~ Well, tell me, if I am a robot, can I be your girl?"

"Haha, come on. You're an attractive lady, but you're not a robot..."

"Hey, take it more seriously, please."

"Well, if you are a robot girl, then you will be my perfect mate, but..."

"That's enough. You can wait and see---"

The girl pulls up her head, and places on a barstool.


"Look, I am truly a robot girl, right? Now it's your turn!"

2016年10月22日 星期六

Hatch Cover 維修孔蓋

---on the beach---

 (♂) "Blablabla... Wow! What a wonderful day! Hue-Xin, I am so happy with you!"
 (♀) "...Well, I'm also very happy, Shyo-Yu. I... I have a request..." (takes off the shirt)
 (♂) "Oh, Hue-Xin, what about it? Ahaha, don't tell me..."
 (♀) "Hey! Don't think it in the erotic way! See, I just ask you to help me on searching my abdomen hatch cover! I lost it when I was swimming in the sea."
 (♂) "Ouch! I can't believe it! Hue-Xin, you are a ROBOT!"
 (♀) "Hum? You just find it? You are way too ignorant of the girl you love! Anyway, get my belly back to me, I can sense that a fish is tasting it!"
 (♀) "And please help me to drain my belly compartment. You can disassemble me and hold my torso then waver it, our take a straw to do it. Hurry up!"

2016年9月27日 星期二

Fembot Flea Market 機娘跳蚤市場


You go to a fembot flea market. A smiling fembot finds you and walks to you.



"Would you please to buy me?" she says.

"Not a bad idea since you are pretty. But where are your other body parts?"

"Sir, here is the flea market. Why don't you buy a nice torso for me furthermore?" she smiles again.

2016年8月24日 星期三

Too Loose 太鬆

機械娘 メカ少女 アンドロイド
メカバレ 機能停止 バラバラ 解体 修理 改造 メンテナンス 組み立て

About robot high school girl Koshi, please read:
關於機械女高中生小石,請參閱:
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2015/07/sunshine-girl-koshi-part-koshi-is-most.html
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2015/07/sunshine-girl-koshi-part-b-as-robot.html
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2015/07/sunshine-girl-koshi-part-c-finally.html
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2015/07/sunshine-girl-koshi-artificial-genius.html
http://baseoffembot.blogspot.tw/2016/02/visitor-about-robot-high-school-girl.html?zx=375ca98adad9db38

    One day, Koshi saw a poor kitty on a tree. She wanted to rescue it, and she was confident of the performance of her robot body, so Koshi jumped onto the tree. However, though Koshi has a good body, but she also has a careless electronic brain. Koshi hadn't fixed her lower half tightly enough---

2016年8月13日 星期六

Robot Receptionist 機器人客服員

She may service you, but she also needs service sometimes--
她會服務你,但她偶爾也需要被服務--



2016年8月3日 星期三

Anime Lover

    Kuroda has his dreaming girl, but she is an anime character. Such that, Kuroda has no chance to meet his girl in real world...

---Really?

    Oh, forget to tell you, Kuroda is also a senior robotic engineer ;)


    "Kuroda, I want to see you deadly. Now you make me come true by your hands..."